SecretCartoonist
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- Ratchet & Clank (2)
- Miraculous Ladybug (2)
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Ratchet has not forgotten about Angela. Of course he hasn’t.
He wishes he knew the significance of being a Lombax when he first met her. Things might have been different. Instead, he has to lie awake at night wondering what happened to her. She just disappeared around the time he left to fight Dr. Nefarious the first time, leaving no trace at all.
He can’t help but feel guilty. He should have been in contact. He should have visited Grelbin sooner than he did. Maybe he could have prevented what happened.
It has been years now, and the hope of ever seeing the only other Lombax in existence seems lost. He doesn’t dare to even try to get the dimensionator working again. After the Progs, it was just too much of a risk.
Then one night, a signal appears. One that hasn’t been active since he was fighting for his life in the Dreadzone. Like a ghost from his past, the communicator of Angela Cross was online.
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“This is a bad idea, Adrien. Chat Noir needs to be there, and he can’t be if you are being Aspik.”
“Don’t worry Plagg, I’ve got a plan.”
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Consequences of Unintentional Flirting with Middle Age Women by SecretCartoonist
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
13 Feb 2024
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During Prime Queen, Chat Noir makes Nadja blush. This sparks a whole internet debacle and a ship called “Chatmack”
Chat Noir and Ladybug are very uncomfortable with this as Chat is 15 and Nadja is at least double that.
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Apparently Ratchet's bank accounts are connected between dimensions. And apparently his vast fortune obtained from his previous adventures is still around.
Rivet is in for quite the shock when she finds out that Ms. Zurkon took the liberty to add their “Mutual friend from Nefarious City.”
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“Hey, I’ve already been beaten up tonight by some skittle-coded reject villains, just let me have my cards and you a keep the cash, Bunny Manders.”
“Who the fuck is that?” A woman said just before appearing in front of him and taking a hit from a red inhaler. In her other hand was his wallet. He stuck out his hand expectantly.
“The sidekick to notorious gentleman thief A. J. Raffles.”
“Was she hot?” She said coughing through the fluticasone in her lungs.
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Robert and Invisigal meet before his first day at SDN and this is how it goes.
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16 Nov 2025
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Time off Requests and the bets that come with them by NightwingWriter
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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Robert requests some time off. Z-Team makes a bet on why
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- Part 1 of Dispatch brainworms
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16 Nov 2025
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In which Robert gets blown up and Malevola intervenes. She’ll never admit it, but she might (as a part-demon) have a soft spot about the metaphysical evidence that their new dispatcher is, in fact, a good person. And she’s not gonna watch him die in a fucking lab explosion. AKA: A few missing scenes and speculation on Malevola’s whole deal.
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- Part 8 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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16 Nov 2025
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Look, Robert believed in his team's potential, and he wanted to say he believed they could rise enough in the leader-board to not get cut.
But if being a hero taught him anything, it's that you always want a back-up plan. Insurance, if you will.
Some called it cheating, he called it leveling the playing field.
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- Part 1 of Robert is Sort of a Mystery (Dispatch)
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15 Nov 2025
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Blonde Blazer gets a call late at night that a child saved from a potential kidnapping situation could very well be SDN's newest Dispatcher.
A few secrets come out, and suddenly everything is a lot more complicated as Robert becomes the centre of the weirdest game of capture the flag.
With him as the flag.(Robert is de-aged to the last time he felt safe, which is at 11. Inspired by @killershark82 on Tumblr)
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15 Nov 2025