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    With a sound like a giant bubble bursting, Harry vanished – ripping a chunk of the fence and the earth beneath him into a swirling void.

    Dudley and his gang froze, staring at the empty space where the other boy had just been – confusion clear across their faces.

    Harry Potter had gotten away.

    (Far away, in the humid forests of Albania, a shadow of a man – a mere sliver of soul, the faint spectre of the once-feared Lord Voldemort – felt a violent pull on his magic. He could not resist – could not fight it. In an instant, he was drained, erased, and snuffed out like a candle.

    Thus, one prophecy found its end, while another – far away and elsewhere – had only just begun.)

    Or: Harry never apparates to the top of the school roof in a feat of accidental magic. Instead, he rips through time and space and – after a few twists and turns – lands squarely in the metaphorical lap of a Dark Lord in his prime, becoming Voldemort’s least favourite plot twist.

    Tom, however, eventually comes to appreciate the pint-sized troublemaker he has been saddled with.

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    20 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Harry and Draco are accidentally petrified in a compromising position and this has previously unforeseen consequences to both of their lives.

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Ten years ago, Harry Potter stood by while the Ministry made a horrific, soul-shattering example of the Malfoy family. Now, as the youngest Head Auror in history, he’s finally dismantled the system that broke Draco. But the release papers he signs at 2 a.m. might be a decade too late. A story about institutional guilt, the ghosts we take home, and the agonizingly slow reconstruction of a shattered mind.

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    20 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Tom Riddle wanted to cheat Death. Unfortunately for him, Death has their own opinions on the matter—and they’re not too happy about Riddle’s disrespect for their favorite animal, either. Time for everyone’s favorite omnipotent deity to teach him a lesson—and maybe gain a new Master, while they’re at it.

    Now, the boy who wanted eternal life finds himself with nine of them—plus four paws, one very fluffy tail, zero magic and three Hallows to find if he ever wants to be a handsome human wizard again. And, wait, how is Harry Potter involved in all this?

    Meanwhile, Crookshanks…Crookshanks has opposable thumbs, a wand, and the full resources of the Knights of Walpurgis at his disposal.

    OR: The Tom and Crookshanks bodyswap crackfic literally no one asked for.

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    19 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Harry Potter has always known he was different from the Dursleys, but when he meets Death at the age of nine, he learns of an entirely new world. A magical one. He knows to expect a letter from a magical school, and is happy to learn that when Professor McGonagall shows up to deliver it personally, she has no intentions of ever sending him back to the Dursley home and instead informs him of his birthright as an heir not only to the Potters but also to the Blacks. Now with a home of his own, although plagued with a yapping portrait and a scowling house-elf, Harry finally learns what it means to be free, and he begins his schooling. However, Harry quickly discovers the magic he uses is not like that of his schoolmates, but something else entirely, something old and forbid-den in Britain, and he has to hide away his true self to not rouse any suspicions.
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    Harry Potter uses old magic, considered dark, he’s slightly bookish, unhinged and weird. During his fourth year at the Triwizard tournament an obsessive Durmstrang student seems infatuated with him, and he can't tell if becoming closer with this boy will make him happy or lead him directly to hell.

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    19 Feb 2026