SamGoesBam
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (68)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (58)
- Dream SMP (8)
- Vampires SMP (5)
- Empires SMP (1)
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what's a rescue mission without a few hiccups? by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
09 Feb 2026
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After discovering the massive tunnel complex of the griffon riders, the dragon riders continously sent out scouting missions to learn the tunnel layout. Etho and Albus went on one of these missions and did not return. That was four days ago.
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Joel has a rescue plan, everyone says no, and he does it anyway. Alone.
Whumptober prompt: rescued by the "enemy"
Series
- Part 31 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
- Part 4 of How to Train the Enemy
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i love reincarnation as much as the next guy. who is also me. by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
21 Jan 2026
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“I,” Legs sighed, “I need to show you something.”
“What?”
“You won’t believe me unless you see it.”Or,
Legundo re-engineers the vampire cure to reverse death itself, starting with Louis.
Whumptober prompt: Burn it all down
Series
- Part 30 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
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concussions aren't real, it's all in your head by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Dec 2025
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Etho and Joel cross paths in the dark city, somewhere neither of them are supposed to be. Joel has just come from a fighting arena, and Etho has to get him somewhere safe before he passes out.
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Boat Boys are angry protective hypocrites about each other.
Whumptober prompt: Fainting & Last one Standing
Series
- Part 29 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
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my patience ran out. my temper did a victory lap. by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Dec 2025
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After Bdubs betrays Tango in Last Life, Tango stays angry. The rage follows him into Hermitcraft when the games are over, and Bdubs and Etho come to check on him.
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Tango thinks his friends don't really like him and Bdubs is horrified to learn this.
Whumptober prompt: Betrayal & "I could always see straight through you"
Series
- Part 28 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
- Part 4 of The Things we Tell Xisuma
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i'm so funny because bloodletting restored my humors by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
15 Dec 2025
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Owen was washing his bandages in the lake for some solitude. Somehow, Legs still found him. Since Owen's sleeves were rolled up, Legs saw his bloodletting scars, and he just had to go and ask about them.
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Legs is concerned about Owen's scars, and Owen starts to think Legs might actually care.
Whumptober prompt: Surgical Scars
Series
- Part 27 of MCYT Whumptober 2025
Recent series
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How to Train the Enemy by SamGoesBam
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Feb 2026
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The Griffon Riders and Dragon Riders battle for the fate of the dragons. Joel, a Griffon Rider, wants dragons irradicated. Etho, a Dragon Rider, vows to protect them with his life. Joel and Etho grew up together, but grew apart when Etho left to defend monsters, forcing Joel to protect their village alone, and fail.
- Words:
- 26,257
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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MCYT Whumptober 2025 by SamGoesBam
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Vampires SMP
09 Feb 2026
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Mostly Hermitcraft and Life Series fics! Later in whumptober I got into Vampires SMP though and had to include it. Also includes a wee bit of Empires SMP!
- Words:
- 126,476
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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The Things we Tell Xisuma by SamGoesBam
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Dec 2025
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There is a list of things that, upon joining the Hermitcraft server, the players agree to report to Xisuma. These are things that endanger or harm anyone on the server. Some of these things include noticing that a hermit is not eating, sleeping, or may be overworking themselves, as well as glitches or bugs on the server or within players.
- Words:
- 12,376
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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i'm not a mourning person by SamGoesBam
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 15,988
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024 by SamGoesBam
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
30 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 145,889
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 28
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[“I had… depression before I was turned.” Scott admitted.
“Oh.” That didn’t seem to be the answer Owen was expecting.
“It’s why I… have blue hair, it’s why I paid someone to turn me and it’s why I loved being a vampire.” He said.
“It cured it for you.” Owen realised.
“The power made me feel alive, I could be me.” He stared at the shadows that no longer welcomed him as one of their own, instead it felt like they were closing in on him, preying on his senses and infecting his body.
“I’m surprised you reverted back.” Owen said honestly. “I didn’t regain the disease on my skin after being cured.”
Scott glanced at him. “You said your skin was irritated.”
“Well yeah, but it’s nothing like what I dealt with before.” He said.]---
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---Legundo found a way to cure the vampires. Scott and Owen aren't having a good time.
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Becoming a vampire means you are a fledgling, a baby vampire that needs their Sire to protect them for the first one hundred years. Louis, not wanting Owen to refuse his offer of vampirism, glosses over fledgling instincts and coddling in his speech.
Owen, ever independent, decides to fuck the laws of nature and try to be an independent vampire anyway.
Series
- Part 4 of The Childe Verse
- Part 4 of City's VSMP Fics
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oil_boy Whumptober 2025 by oil_boy
Fandom Cowboy SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Rats SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Whumptober 2025 - Life Series, Hermitcraft and AUs
- Words:
- 19,254
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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As the silence filled the room, Etho simply nodded. “Impulse is coming later today to check you out. He was out at False’s base, then he’ll be over here.”
“Did Jimmy convince you to do this?” Tango said, fighting to keep his voice even. The anger started to rise in him.
He got that they were concerned, but he was fine. He could handle this to make his friends proud and give them a break. Why couldn’t they understand that?
“No. He asked me to talk to you. I chose to call Impulse. I’m not convinced that you don’t have redstone poisoning, and Impulse knows the signs better than I do.”
“And so what if I do? It’s not affecting me! Let me decide what I can handle,” Tango’s voice started to rise.
: Or three times Tango's worried friends tell him to take a break from building decked out, and one time he actually does.
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counterweight consequences by Stormsaia
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
12 Oct 2025
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Joel tucked his phone back into his pocket, zipping it just in case. Another thing that made him a good bounty hunter was the fact that this city was in every way his. Joel lived and breathed every street of this jam-packed place.
The other thing that made him a good bounty hunter, though, had to be the ruthlessness that stemmed from seeing people stuck living on the streets just because of the rich people that sat behind their white fences and gated communities. It was the ruthlessness that let Joel do what he did best: hunt.
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Or, Joel is the city's resident bounty hunter. Chaos ensues.Bookmarked by SamGoesBam
05 Jan 2025