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Fandom Barbie (Movie 2023), Glee, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic), Killing Eve (TV 2018), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Ted Lasso (TV), The Folk of the Air - Holly Black, The Good Place (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Wednesday (TV 2022)
- Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- F/F, F/M, M/M, Gen, Multi, Other
- Series in Progress
15 Dec 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce
- Kurt Hummel/Noah Puckerman
- Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray
- Blaine Anderson/Sam Evans
- Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang
- Minor or Background Relationship(s)
- Referenced Santana Lopez/Brittany S Pierce
- Faberry - Relationship
- Artie Abrams/Spying On People With A Telescope
- Emma Pillsbury/Will Schuester
- platonic holly holliday/terri schuester/sue sylvester
- Rachel Berry/Finn Hudson
- the relationships are not integral to the plot
- but they are there and mentioned/used for the story quite a bit
- Nicholas "Nick" Nelson/Charles "Charlie" Spring
- Tara Jones/Darcy Olsson
- Elle Argent/Tao Xu
- not going to bother with the platonic tags
- they are all #pals and you can infer that from reading
- context clues people
- Imogen Heaney/Sahar Zahid
- Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
- Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
- James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
- honestly? idk I have no plan here
- Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
- Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair
- Bianca Barclay/Yoko Tanaka
- Eugene Ottinger/A Bee I Guess
- Xavier Thorpe/Not Wednesday Addams
- Yoko Tanaka/Thing (One Sided)
- Divina/Yoko Tanaka
- Bianca Barclay/Divina
- Bianca Barclay/Divina/Yoko Tanaka
- the people on tumblr have spoken. the throuple is upon us
- no cross fandom ships because I am loyal to these babies
- Ajax Petropolos/Artie Abrams
- sorry because i really did not mean for that to happen
- but we reached the final chapter and it just did. so enjoy
- Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
- Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt
- Keeley Jones/Roy Kent
- Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
- Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton
- Colin Hughes & Isaac McAdoo
- Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
- Ted Lasso & Rebecca Welton
- Jude Duarte/Cardan Greenbriar
- Vivienne Duarte/Heather
- Taryn Duarte/Locke
- Tahani Al-Jamil/Eleanor Shellstrop
- Janet/Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza
- Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck
- Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik
- Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa
- Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa
- Artie Abrams & Tina Cohen-Chang
- Quinn Fabray & Kurt Hummel
- Blaine Anderson & Kurt Hummel
- Kurt Hummel & Santana Lopez
- Kurt Hummel/David Karofsky (Not Endgame)
- Sam Evans & Santana Lopez
- Margot Robbie's Barbie/Gloria (Barbie 2023)
- Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova
- Carolyn Martens/Konstantin Vasiliev
- Santana Lopez
- Brittany S. Pierce
- Rachel Berry
- Finn Hudson
- Quinn Fabray
- Noah Puckerman
- Mercedes Jones
- Sam Evans (Glee)
- Mike Chang
- Blaine Anderson
- Kurt Hummel
- Tina Cohen-Chang
- Artie Abrams
- Dave the Dildo
- don't worry guys it's not smutty
- dave's just getting his well deserved mention in the character list
- Beth Fabray
- Emma Pillsbury
- Will Schuester
- Principal Figgins
- April Rhodes
- Holly Holliday
- Sue Sylvester
- Sheldon Beiste
- Nicholas "Nick" Nelson
- Charles "Charlie" Spring (Heartstopper)
- Isaac Henderson (Heartstopper)
- Tao Xu
- Elle Argent
- Tara Jones
- Darcy Olsson
- Imogen Heaney
- Sahar Zahid
- Sirius Black
- Remus Lupin
- Peter Pettigrew
- Dorcas Meadowes
- James Potter
- Lily Evans Potter
- Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
- Severus Snape
- Arthur Weasley
- remembering all these characters is a full memory game guys
- Wednesday Addams
- Enid Sinclair
- Bianca Barclay
- Tyler Galpin
- Xavier Thorpe
- Yoko Tanaka
- Ajax Petropolus
- Thing (Addams Family)
- Eugene Ottinger
- we also will have some guest appearances:
- Morticia Addams
- Gomez Addams
- Pugsley Addams
- Divina (Wednesday)
- (relevant from chapter 18 onwards)
- Genghis The Brain
- Evelyn The Cat Psychopath
- these guys deserve their mentions on the character list imo
- Celia (The Other Lesbian Cat)
- a bunch of people all called saunders
- Ted Lasso
- Rebecca Welton
- Leslie Higgins
- Trent Crimm
- Nathan Shelley
- Dr. Sharon Fieldstone
- Jamie Tartt
- Roy Kent
- Keeley Jones
- Colin Hughes
- Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso)
- Isaac McAdoo
- Jan Maas
- Sam Obisanya
- Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
- Beth Corcoran
- Jude Duarte
- Cardan Greenbriar
- Vivienne Duarte
- Heather (The Folk of the Air)
- Taryn Duarte
- Locke (The Folk of the Air)
- Oak (The Folk of the Air)
- Oriana (The Folk of the Air)
- Chidi Anagonye
- Eleanor Shellstrop
- Tahani Al-Jamil
- Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza
- Michael (The Good Place)
- Janet (The Good Place)
- Jesper Fahey
- Wylan Van Eck
- Matthias Helvar
- Nina Zenik
- Kaz Brekker
- Inej Ghafa
- Minor Characters
- Dave The Dildo (Back for Round 2)
- Margot Robbie's Barbie (Barbie 2023)
- Gloria (Barbie 2023)
- Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023)
- Sasha (Barbie 2023)
- Allan (Barbie 2023)
- Kate McKinnon's Barbie (Barbie 2023)
- Simu Liu's Ken (Barbie 2023)
- Marlene McKinnon
- Regulus Black
- Eve Polastri
- Villanelle | Oksana Astankova
- Carolyn Martens
- Konstantin Vasiliev
- Kenny Stowton
- Elena Felton
- Chatting & Messaging
- and a dildo called dave
- there is no beta we die like mr shue's pride
- also if you are here for the faberry and the faberry only
- there is a lot of denial in the earlier chapters
- but the relationship only starts to develop in chapter 15
- so if you don't want to sit through a shitload of crack and want to skip 'straight' to the faberry
- then it's chapter 15 onwards you're probably looking for
- Everyone Is Gay
- chatfic
- Texting
- text fic
- Social Media
- Crack
- Fluff
- Angst
- Mutual Pining
- everyone is completely useless with their feelings
- I hope you guys enjoy this!
- One Shot
- santana is a maniac
- when is she not
- but this is mostly focussed on faberry
- and quinn is also a maniac
- and we are so here for it
- how to out your relationship to santana lopez
- a complete guide of mishaps and mayhem
- chat fic
- Humor
- sort of? canon compliant
- however I have added frilly bits and changed some things around
- you guys can decide if it's canon or not
- Slow Burn
- this is set after all the new directions have left school
- some of them are still in university etc
- Quinn Fabray Keeps Beth Corcoran
- Fashion Designer Kurt Hummel
- as he should be okay and I stand by that
- Plot
- slight au because finn is alive
- established brittana tike and finchel
- but things do change regarding that
- Drama
- Phone Calls & Telephones
- this is complete nonsense
- Schueber Service
- mr schuester brought this on himself
- he gave them his number
- what was he expecting
- it’s self indulgent nonsense okay
- but i like it it’s fun to write
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- because we Don't approve of sleeping in this establishment
- we approve of chatfics
- tao is innocent
- this is a hill I will die on
- nick just likes charlie and making bad jokes
- but not golden retrievers
- Arthur and Snape are there bECAUSE I SAY SO
- Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
- No Plot/Plotless
- down with plot
- or alternatively: down with the fact I hate writing plot because procrastination
- Christmas
- this is the new directions group chat holiday special (tm)
- Nevermore Academy (Wednesday)
- here's a joke for you
- what do you get when you cross a hyperfixation a chatfic and a late night
- ding ding ding we have a winner
- yes the answer is this
- it’s more unhinged than you would probably expect
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Wednesday Addams is Soft for Enid Sinclair
- Lesbian Wednesday Addams
- Lesbian Enid Sinclair
- Fluff and Humor
- Established Relationship
- wenclair is established guys
- this is after school where they're living together
- Let's Go Lesbians
- Crack Crossover
- this is a chaos fest im not even sorry
- Social Media AU
- Mentions of drugs
- Wrong number
- Wrong Number AU
- Poor Online Safety Displayed By Our Favourite Lesbians
- not beta read because it's a chatfic and no one proofreads their messages anyway
- rebecca needs therapy and she's going to get it whether she likes it or not
- yes i am aware sharon is not being professional in this
- Medical Malpractice For The Plot
- Family Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Kid Fic
- Rated teen for swearing
- I would like to apologise to holly black for this
- and I come back with this being all "yeah but what if they had phones"
- she writes the most artfully constructed series ever
- Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
- minor tws which I will put in the chapter notes
- Post-Canon
- Matthias Helvar Lives
- College
- Fluff and Crack
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Canon Rewrite
- Friends to Lovers
- Enemies to Lovers
- each chapter will have the same rough plot as the episode it represents
- Glee Season/Series 01
- Trans Kurt Hummel
- Eating Disorders
- because we're at the point where the show's comments must be confronted
- blam play d&d on the regular
- carole hudson is a Mom (tm)
- finn and santana are siblings idc what anyone says
- mike and tina are a little confused sometimes but they're good at innuendos and singing
- very slow burn
- might span multiple works levels of slow burn
- rachel berry redemption arc
- Bisexual Rachel Berry
- Fix-It
- the sexuality of every single person in this fic is whatever they were doubled dared into
- this fic totally qualifies as woke nonsense
- Christmas Fluff
- merry christmas to all you little gays on the internet
- This Is My Present To You
- a christmas chatfic
- Innuendo
- this fandom was safe... until now
- Alternate Universe - Hogwarts
- Villanelle | Oksana Astankova Lives
- the author refuses to accept that anyone died in canon
- the author is revealing herself to be a one trick pony
- Post-Canon Fix-It
- Tumblr
Summary
this is otherwise (imaginitively) known as the chatfic series! to fulfil of all your chatficcing? needs. basically it's because I absolutely live for chatfics, so I made some myself
yes the title has blondie lyrics. yes i have made a blondie pun. it is because i am hungry.
(I swear I haven't abandoned any of the works in this series, I just have what we like to call 'too many ideas' and I am currently working on like 7 different projects lmao)
I'd also like to apologise for the absolute WALL of tags. it's only gonna grow
- Words:
- 268,223
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 38
Bookmarked by Rusty08Jay
05 Nov 2025