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    Ivan got sick one day. Just, started coughing up petals and blood.

    Andrew finally notices.

     

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    Or, fuck yeah hanahaki

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Inspired by Hanahaki tag, need to add Hanahaki to my wip for this game

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    Owen isn't an idiot. He knows that if Scott finds out he's basically a newborn in vampire terms, he's going to take the easy meal and kill him. So, he lied-said he had been alive 200 years instead of in a state of unconciousness for 200 years. Hopefully Scott buys it.

    Scott knows Owen is full of bullshit. No Sire would let a fledgling that young out of their sight at 200 years old, let alone out here. He thinks he's roughly 300, and is lying to make himself look like less of a threat.

    Scott and Owen have a truce-they both stay out of each other's business and don't kill any humans. But for some reason, Owen is so, so hungry. And animal blood isn't cutting it.

    Scott, on the other hand, is a little concerned at how bad at vampirism Owen is.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    READ GOOD LORD READ IT
    *aggressive shakes* we got overprotective worried shitles. guys this is not a drill!!!

    Ch 20 :3

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    Being an ex-Superhero who helps a bunch of Ex-villains be heroes shouldn't work as well as it does, but here they are. 100% success rate on every mission, his team is finally working together and cheering one another on; it's perfect, and Robert can't help but feel proud of them. Then someone has to just try to ruin it and rip his team apart, but Robert is not letting that happen

    This fic follows the idea that Robert wouldn't cut anyone out of his rag-tag pack and hr and the higher-ups can do absolutely nothing to stop him.

    this fic used to be called 'Another Dispatch A/B/O Polycule Fic'

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    As a joke, Robert had promised his team kisses if they managed to get stellar results on their calls.

    The heroes might have missed the "joking" part of the deal though.

    (Also feat a little RoydBert at the start because i see an alarming lack of Royd love, y'all are wasting a perfectly good sweetheart over here /jk)

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Hr violations to the max

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    There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.

    Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.

    Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Robert insane man he is, got shot. Really good medical descriptions to me :3

    Angsty worried Team Z