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"...You’re bribing me now?"
"More like... extending a ceasefire."Flambae comes back to the team, but nothing between him and Robert is actually settled. Between constant bickering and the past stirring where it shouldn't, the tension only grows. And whatever's waiting ahead might finally make them face what they've both been avoiding.
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22 Feb 2026
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Honeypot/Honeytrap Mission: a mission where an espionage agent uses sexual or romantic wiles to lure, gain favor of, or extract information from a target.
*“Villain” Agent Flambae does a honeypot mission for intel that goes very, very sticky, and drags his handler Robert Robertson along for the ride.
Super Agent/Handler spy AU with over-the-comm-sex that literally no one asked for, nor needed.
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Robert Robertson III: Unofficial Office Nurse by Regent_of_chaos
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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- 8,524
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- 4
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02 Feb 2026
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“So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.”
Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.
“I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”
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(AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).
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- Part 1 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,225
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 108
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- 723
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- 174
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- 3,528
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29 Jan 2026
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
*A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.*
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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- English
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- 4,297
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 59
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- 1,432
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- 260
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- 5,441
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25 Jan 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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- English
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- 18,000
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1,021
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- 2,326
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- 566
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23 Jan 2026
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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19 Jan 2026
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The Repeating Cycle… Ends by l_OmegaInfinity_l
Fandoms: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
24 Sep 2023
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BotW/AoC - As Zelda struggles to unlock her powers, an errant comment from Impa leads Terrako to attempt something drastic: bring forth another Zelda to ask for help. It fails... but has an unexpected consequence. Link, Zelda, and Impa now remember all of their lives, and how they've fought the same battle over and over. And they're over it. They're ending the cycle. Now.
Will include: Link taking no shit from Revali, Impa greatly relaxing her stance of propriety and tradition, and Zelda remembering how much fun her other lives could have.
Oh, and the characters of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity dealing with a Link, Zelda, and Impa who are officially done following the rules.
In other words: Chaos!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,642
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 508
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- 2,732
- Bookmarks:
- 944
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- 70,206
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18 Oct 2025
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The Dorocha. They are the voices of the dead, my child. And, like the dead, they are numberless.
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A different take of the dorocha. Instead of them being faceless screams that attack you, they are actually figures of the dead. Merlin doesn't quite realize how much death affected him until him and the knights go to close the veil.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,517
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 200
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- 5,213
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16 Oct 2025
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Penelope by NerdyGay
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
09 Mar 2024
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"Odysseus was clever, but his vanity and ego would have killed him long before his return home if not for his wife.”
“Penelope?” Tim asked.
“Exactly, child, Penelope," his nanny smiled. "The men of Ancient Greece would have you believe that she was idle, waiting for her husband to come home and solve her problems, but this is far from the truth. For routine and ritual are not powerless things. In pouring her love for her son and husband into her weaving, she called out to the goddesses Hestia and Hera. Despite never lifting a finger in violence herself, Penelope saved her family.”
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Tim finds that there are more ways to protect the Bats than just Robin. A little magic never hurt anyone, after all.- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 356
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- 3,389
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- 26,457
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26 Sep 2025
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King of the Clouds by Itslivybear for The_Lady_of_the_Lion
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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Everything is perfect for Danny. He has a girlfriend, two besties, he's graduating soon, and everyone knows he's Phantom and don't care! His parents are proud of him, his sister makes bomb ass pizza, his grades are awesome! Everything is wonderful!
Then someone new shows up. Someone who isn't supposed to be there at all.
Nocturn promised no one could interfere and try to wake him up, he PROMISED-Everything is perfect.
You have to wake up, Danny.Series
- Part 27 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
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25 Sep 2025
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Marinette gets mad at Adrien for the first time ever and Adrien kinda digs it in spite of himself.
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24 Sep 2025
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Alya and Nino convince Adrien to prank Marinette.
The results are…unexpected.
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- Part 3 of Hallowshots
- Part 25 of Writing Challenge Fics - 100 Fandoms
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,959
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 97
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- 1,205
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24 Sep 2025
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“I, Wang Fu, hereby relinquish the Miracle Box, and name Chat Noir the new Guardian!”
With Master Fu's decision to give Chat Noir the Miracle Box, Paris' heroes find themselves heading down a new path, stepping into new roles they were not prepared for, carrying doubts and burdens they cannot handle alone. Finding their way together when they feel apart.
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20 Sep 2025
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This is so good and I want more, putting it here so it's easier to find.
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okay, was anyone going to tell me that feral ten year old fanboy me had become an urban legend, or was I just supposed to find the buzzfeed unsolved episode on it ten years later myself? by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
04 Dec 2024
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It was during his first day off in nearly a month that he came across the video:
“The Curious Case of The Kid of Crime Alley
BuzzFeed Unsolved Network”Or; Tim is reminded that he was established as a cryptid well before he became a bat and decides to give into the urge to do something chaotic about it
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- Part 13 of unrelated dc one-shots
- Part 9 of hypercompetent cryptid tim drake
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08 Jul 2025
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Superman is hot.
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Izuku has known Bakugou was his soulmate almost his entire life. Yet, he still kept the secret to himself. He didn't think soulmates were something for him. He would have felt bad for keeping Bakugou from having a soulmate, if it wasn't for Kirishima showing up to UA with a tattoo matching them both.
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- Part 6 of Stories I Write Instead of Working
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,261
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 186
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13 Apr 2025
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"I don't think you understand," Merlin said as he started walking backwards, brows wrinkled in confusion. "I can rip your throat out with my teeth and drink your blood. Does that not bother you?" He asked. Arthur finally glanced up from the papers in his hand to look at him, pausing his steps altogether. Merlin waited.
"...Merlin, you fell over trying to put boots on." He said. Merlin grimaced, looking down at his feet.
"I hadn't realized you were supposed to wear them all the time." He muttered, uncertain what this had to do with the fact he could murder everyone within a ten mile radius. Arthur sighed. "And those are bold words from someone who can't dress himself!" He added indignantly. Another sigh. Humans did that a lot as it turned out.
"Merlin, that's your job."
"And I've taught you several times. It isn't that hard."
"No, I - " Arthur started and closed his eyes. "I don't have time for this."
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After living with demons for sixteen years, Merlin decides to explore his human side by venturing to Camelot. Also, he has a destiny to unite his species and bring magic back into Camelot, but he's not too worried about that.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 93,779
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 680
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02 Mar 2025
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Merlin decides that he's not going to be having this "evil Morgana" hogwash.
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- Part 4 of Different Days (Merlin One-Shots)
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28 Feb 2025