Rexila
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- Homestuck (8)
- The Stanley Parable (8)
- Problem Sleuth (Webcomic) (4)
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“It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”
Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”
“No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.
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Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.
sequel to Volume 1
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It's a workday like any other, like every other. A simple question as the minutes tick down:
What time is it?
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(A little office horror for the Superthieves AU.)
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Silly/Seasonal Somewhat nonSerious Superthieves Fics (not canon) by Rexila
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable, Clock 0ut
01 Nov 2024
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Silly Slice of Life Moments in the Superthieves AU... That aren't hard canon or anything because I mostly wrote these as silly little snippets for the discord friends. They'll be a grab bag of seasonal prompts or gag prompts, so this is more for fun than a serious contribution or anything.
Note! This is for my Superthieves AU, so if you're unfamiliar with that series, these will be kinda confusing ^^;
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“Now. While we’re being honest: What do you have in your mouth, Narrator?”
Narrator spun the wheel of options in his head, but impulse selected the most instinctual: he shoved the petals to the back of his mouth and swallowed them with an obvious, almost cartoonish gulp.
“I-” Narrator cleared his throat. “I don’t know what you mean, Curie?”
It wasn’t the most unimpressed Curator had looked, but it certainly made the top ranks.
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Set in the Superthieves AU except hanahaki, that flower-coughing sickness, exists, and we answer once and for all if Narrator would indeed die before admitting he had a feeling.
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(Part of the Superthieves AU and won’t make much sense outside of it, sorry)
Sometimes a song really speaks to you. Sometimes, they’re totally unrelated but are just fun and cathartic to sing. Sometimes, they’re vessels for painful memories. But just because a memory is painful, doesn’t mean you want to let it slide. Today's a very important day.Or: Narrator dissociates in a Karaoke booth for 2 hours.
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Recent series
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This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU) by AquaKirby, caret, Rexila
Fandom Clock 0ut, The Stanley Parable
06 Feb 2026
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Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Originally started by Rexila but caret and AquaKirby are machines who cannot and will not be stopped (<3)
This series includes the main volumes AND side stories AND extra bits related to the AU. Also, be sure to check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people and select side-entries here!
If you want just the Main Volumes, no extras or side stories, then you'll want this Main Volume-only series.
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This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU) by Rexila
Fandom Clock 0ut, The Stanley Parable
06 Feb 2026
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Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Mariella is here, too!
This series is JUST the main volumes, for anyone who doesn't want to be overwhelmed or distracted by the side/additional stories. I write the main volumes so you can follow along even if you didn't read the side stories - they're just nice bonuses with some early hints to future lore and easter egg mentions in the main series.
But hey, if you want to read those extra stories, then go read full unabridged series here, and then check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people!
- Words:
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Reversal of Fate (aka Mobsterswitched BS) by Rexila
Fandom Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
19 Nov 2011
- Words:
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- 2
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Proving Worth (Finding Home) by fhxc44 (Liulangzhe)
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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A detective case of taming a wild Venipede who had been terrorizing the street, led Paxton to takes in an abandoned, traumatized Pokemon. In exchange of getting the Venipede to stop attacking others, Paxton decided to help the bug Pokemon to train her into her final evolution to be able to challenge her idol, Corbeau's Scolipede
However, as he spends more time nuturing the wild Venipede, he gradually learns of the vulnerability behind the aggressiveness she put a mask on.
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Twilight had been lulled into a sort of routine thanks to the peace of family life. Now he has to deal with an SSS shaped disturbance in said routine.
aka twilight makes a mistake, gets caught, and ragebaits yuri into being chill with the spy in front of him
Bookmarked by Rexila
19 Sep 2025
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It's 10PM, Do You Know Where Your Children Are? by B00B00Keys
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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In Castle Town after the events of Chapter 3, Tenna is rediscovered by Queen, who seems happy to see him again. Despite how she teases him, she seems very interested to hear about what Noelle was like when she was younger. Luckily, he has plenty of home videos for that.
Bookmarked by Rexila
04 Sep 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
SecUnit One: Indeed.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Rexila
20 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
A neat presentation that asks: what if a fic was actually minesweeper?
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Code Names, Word Games, And Catastrophic Misunderstandings by WubadubadubIsThatTrue
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
23 Jun 2024
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Stanley is a normal man. His marriage is (somehow) successful, he has a steady job, and for all intents and purposes, he is perfectly respectable. At least, that's what people think—the fact that he frequents a certain bar might indicate something else entirely, but that's for him alone to know about.
But on one evening at said bar, a rather handsome stranger slips Stanley a seemingly blank note. As he works to unravel the meaning behind it, he finds himself inadvertently dragged into an adventure he never wanted alongside a man he only knows as Narrator; a man who trades identities, accents, and aliases as easily as he breathes.
And very quickly, this adventure turns out to be more than poor Stanley bargained for.
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- Part 5 of The Stanley Vignettes