RemediosWrites
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- Dream SMP (22)
- Hermitcraft SMP (13)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (10)
- Vampires SMP (6)
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Legundo felt a wet patch at the shoulder of his robe and realised. Abolish was crying. “Abolish. What’s wrong?” He asked. Something had to be very wrong for Abolish to be brought to tears.
“Wan’ hug. Wan’ Mowcan’. Dada know’ how make fear go away,” Abolish huffed out between sobs. The only words Legs could really make out were ‘hug’, ‘dada’, and ‘fear’. What the hell was happening?
OR: i project my regression onto abolish and make legs very confused: the fic™
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i can have a job AND a social life, y'know! -abolish, probably by abundantly clear (RemediosWrites)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
06 Feb 2026
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“So…” Anaiyah started, breaking Abolish out of whatever trance they had been in. They continued knitting, but this time it wasn’t all they saw; all the colour and noises and smells came rushing back. “How’ve you been lately?”
“Good. Just- just got done with the… paperwork for that mission at the factory,” they said simply. “Was told that, since there aren't any missions… requiring my skill level right now, I- I get some… time off.”
OR: I GIVE ABOLISH A BREAK CUS THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT !!
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incorrect quotes (ft. shelby/drift, owen/legs, abolish/pyro, and avid/scott propaganda) by abundantly clear (RemediosWrites)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
05 Feb 2026
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just some incorrect quotes :D
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He deserved this because he was a lying, conniving monster. All he’d ever done was pretend to be human.
Honestly, Avid deserved worse.
or: avid comes to after an episode surrounded in blood and a dead chicken. he believes he deserves much worse.
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win or wound me (with a kiss) by abundantly clear (RemediosWrites)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
01 Feb 2026
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“Well, I believe they perceive threats where there are none. Such paranoid creatures, humans are,” the vampire responded, idly killing a chicken with a simple slash of his claw and eating the corpse. “Eugh, we'll have to get on with it, doctor, animal blood is… unsatisfactory.” Seriously? That was all he had to say? Owen was somehow simultaneously one of the most intimidating people ever and one of the most whiny.
“I know , Owen. Be patient ,” Legundo chastised, finally getting to the right page and giving the section a header. “Remember, questions first.”
“But, Legs , I haven’t fed in a whole week!” He whined, and Legundo chuckled. Really, this was the same guy who felled 2799 people? “Stop it! Don’t laugh at my pain!”
“You’ll be fine, Owen. It’s one question.” Owen growled at that, clearly upset. Before he could say anything on the matter, Legs cut him off. “You just had some chicken blood. You’re clearly not starving.”
aka: a question for a bite, and owen and legs are a tad bit gay
(title from Kid & Leveret by Yaelokre)
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- Part 1 of clingy bats (vsmp fluff)
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Goblin Child AU (RPF) by Depressed_Racoon, duke_of_easels, RemediosWrites, WolfieDuzArt
Fandom Goblin Children AU, Original Work, Real Person Fiction
15 Jan 2026
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An AU of our friend group. Here's the main characters, whose IRL counterparts will also participate in writing:
Xippy (AKA: Xip, X, Kiddo, Pup)
In-Universe Age: 13
Gender: Even I (Xippy itself) don't know
Pronouns: They/It/literally anything else but the binary, we breaking the rhetoric
Extra facts: IRL, I struggle to write without projecting. I also have ADHD and uh- other diabilities igWolfie (AKA: Legs, Mama)
In-Universe Age: 23 (second oldest)
Gender: Nonbinary
Pronouns: They/Them
Extra facts: I have AuDHD and anxiety, I am mostly Irish (though AU Me is 100% Irish), and I run on carbs and dry humor.Ree
In-Universe Age: 13 (second youngest)
Gender: Agender
Pronouns: They/Them
Extra facts: They have a lot of braincells missingEasel (AKA: Eas, Dr Easel MD, Dr Eas MD, Homewrecker)
In-Universe Age: 28 (oldest)
Gender: Agender/Non-binary
Pronouns: They/Them
Extra facts: both typing and accent fluctuates between American and British every few seconds. In love with the concept of creation. Also helplessly in love with musicals.[[Our IRL selves are all minors]]
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The 4B's (the Bad Boys Bomb Brigade) AU by RemediosWritesforTrafficTWT (RemediosWrites)
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Oct 2025
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- 1,188
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- 1
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TrepiTri (Full Week) by RemediosWrites
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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An au based on Abolish's initial character concept.
Abolish was Scott's butler back in the height of his rule, until his lord is cursed to sleep, and he is cursed to wait. Six hundred years later Scott returns, as do people to Oakhurst, but this time Abolish refuses to fail his lord.
I love this over six hundred year long slow burnInfo post about the au Here!
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Five Times Fit and Pac's Marriage is 100% Straight and Not Romantic At All (And One Time It Is) by vex_glitch
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Jul 2024
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When Roier got married, he boasted to all his coworkers about the increased paycheck he's getting now. Fit needs some extra cash to move out of the shitty apartment he's been in since college, and his friend Pac needs a new health insurance plan before Mike leaves for school in a few months.
The solution is pretty obvious.
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The five years of marriage it takes for Fit to realize he is gay, and in love with his husbandfor hideduo week day 1: history
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- Part 1 of hideduo week yippee!!!
- Part 1 of fake marriage au
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Cellbit is not in love with Roier.
He can’t be. They’re just friends who kiss. At least that’s what he tells himself as he comes out to greet Roier at his castle’s entrance. He says hello, as he usually does, and Roier kisses his hello right against his lips. Cellbit pulls him into the castle and their gazes lock for a moment, a rare shyness gracing Roier’s smile as he looks up at him with bright eyes. Roier licks his lips and Cellbit wonders what it’s like to kiss them while they’re still wet. Are they even softer than usual?
It’s like gravity, he thinks as he leans down again. It pulls him in and he is rendered helpless, unable to fight it.
Or; Roier and Cellbit start kissing, an oblivious Cellbit ensues. A reimagining of Guapoduo's early days.
Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
30 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
"is he gay or just a homie-kisser?" -cell
"I JUST SHOVED MY TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND YOU THINK IT WAS A FRIEND THING??" -roierayayyayayayay estos putassss xD kkkkkk
tão lindoossssssss hdgsgsgxgdgshdhdvdvvsbdvv
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It was late. Any reasonable person should have been asleep by now.
To be fair, Joel wasn't really a person, and Jimmy had been slipping further away from person-hood for a while. And it could be argued they both weren't reasonable. Joel was, with current evidence at hand, at least the more reasonable of the two, being currently in a bed and having been asleep until a chirp from the bedside table awoke him. But that's not the point.
“Sorry for coming over so late.” Jim's voice was quiet, soft, like he was afraid of breaking the stillness of the night.
“No, no, it’s alright.” Joel waved a hand dismissively. “It’s quiet up here too, it’s nice to have some company."
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- Part 5 of Finnyit's smallidarity week!!!
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Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
13 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
these stupid gayass motherfuckin men never leave my brain and i kinda wanna stab em /pos
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The Memory of You by HappyRainbow2002 for Linnyunicornlover
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
13 Mar 2025
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Joel was in Hermitcraft.
She wasn’t.
But he would never forget.Series
- Part 3 of Rain's Poems
- Part 1 of Zine application works
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- English
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Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
04 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
*inhale* EJGEGEHEHEFEGCDCSVAVAAAAAAA JIZZIE LDHDGD THE