9 Bookmarks by Redbug589
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Kyle didn’t expect that thirty three letters would change his life. Ever since Eric Cartman, his only true enemy, had killed himself in his room for unknown reason he had thought life would finally be okay. Little did he know that thirty three letters, all addressed “Dear Jewboy,” would destroy everything he had ever known.
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12 Feb 2026
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Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle.
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27 Jan 2026
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When Kyle realizes that his fights with Cartman are starting to feel more like a need than a nuisance, he's forced to question what's really driving him. And when Cartman realizes it? Well, he does what he always does.
Sorta.
Yeah, he's gonna humiliate the fuck out of Kyle. But he's also pulling Kyle closer instead of pushing him away, and that's dangerous. It's also changing everything.
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- Part 1 of Where It Hurts
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- English
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- 92,489
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- 20/20
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31 Dec 2025
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At parties, when everyone's usually too high or drunk to notice or care, two enemies find that the line between love and hate is a very thin one indeed.
A.k.a- a smutty oneshot from someone who had no idea how to write summaries.
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23 Dec 2025
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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- 99,898
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- 32/32
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19 Dec 2025
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“Maybe you can help, if anyone is gonna know Cartman’s tit size, it's you!” Kenny enthused, the ginger’s cheeks flushing with color at the comment. “Why do you need to know his tit size?” He demanded hotly, biting the inside of his cheek as he waited for one of them to respond.
“For my new job, silly.” Eric smiled with a tilt of his head, his lover scoffing at the notion.
“You're kidding me, not this again!” He ripped the bra off the chubby man’s chest, shaking it back and forth in front of his face. “You seriously want to make money wearing this crap?!”
Kenny’s eyes bounced between the two of them. “What toxic yaoi shit are you trying to drag me into?” The blonde muttered, finding himself just as confused as Eric was over the redhead's behavior towards the hobby.
“Why not Kahl? What's wrong with it?!” He hoped that the other might finally spit out what was bothering him, body shaking with anticipation as Kyle opened his mouth to say something more.
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- Part 1 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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04 Dec 2025
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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- English
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- 100,788
- Chapters:
- 8/12
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- 442
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- 1,264
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- 35,862
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16 Nov 2025
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Butters gets thrown out of his house in high school. Kenny gives him a place to sleep.
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- 12,120
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 86
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12 Oct 2025
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After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.
And, well, neither one can afford to fail.
- Language:
- English
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- 109,611
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 1
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06 Oct 2025