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Kyle didn’t expect that thirty three letters would change his life. Ever since Eric Cartman, his only true enemy, had killed himself in his room for unknown reason he had thought life would finally be okay. Little did he know that thirty three letters, all addressed “Dear Jewboy,” would destroy everything he had ever known.
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12 Feb 2026
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Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle.
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27 Jan 2026
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When Kyle realizes that his fights with Cartman are starting to feel more like a need than a nuisance, he's forced to question what's really driving him. And when Cartman realizes it? Well, he does what he always does.
Sorta.
Yeah, he's gonna humiliate the fuck out of Kyle. But he's also pulling Kyle closer instead of pushing him away, and that's dangerous. It's also changing everything.
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- Part 1 of Where It Hurts
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31 Dec 2025
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At parties, when everyone's usually too high or drunk to notice or care, two enemies find that the line between love and hate is a very thin one indeed.
A.k.a- a smutty oneshot from someone who had no idea how to write summaries.
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23 Dec 2025
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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19 Dec 2025