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In a painfully average smalltown in Colorado, Kyle is already drowning in single fatherhood and two feral kids when a crime lord suddenly drops into his barn bleeding.
Stan is infuriatingly charming, freshly shot, and very wanted. Also, that son of a bitch promptly blackmails Kyle into playing nurse. Calling the cops is not an option. Apparently neither is peace. Now Kyle balances school lunches, a hidden mafia enforcer, suspicious neighbors, and a pig with a taste for evidence (long story). Meanwhile Stan flirts, critiques the décor, and stubbornly, inconveniently refuses to die.
Kyle’s life isn’t just falling apart. It’s escalating into chaos, possible love…
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20 Feb 2026
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Five years after the mysterious death of Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh decides to join him in death. But fate has other plans...
Or, Kyle Broflovski is a vampire and in trying to save Stan's life, accidently makes him his permanent mate.
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20 Feb 2026
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Kyle and Stan are avoiding their feelings and each other like the plague, and their friends are sick it. So, they take it into their own hands to set the stage for the perfect Valentine's Day confession.
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15 Feb 2026
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Kenny rolls his eyes. “Hey, I’m just saying—I’ve watched enough rom-coms with Karen to know that if someone’s offering to teach you something, that’s like, their weird way of trying to flirt with you.”
“Or maybe they’re just being nice and Nora Ephron is starting to fry your brain.”
Or: Kyle offers Stan a lesson on how to drive a stick shift car. Kyle is a terrible instructor and Stan’s hopelessly in love with him. What could go wrong?
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15 Feb 2026
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Totally Fine, Definitely Fine by GlitteringStrawberries (TheOtherXOPrincess)
Fandoms: South Park
12 Feb 2026
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- Step one: Marry the ice queen.
- Step two: Keep the press and their parents happy.
- Step three: Definitely do not sleep with her freeloading brother.
Too bad Kyle Broflovski is already failing at all three. He’d thought that an arranged engagement to It-Girl Shelley Marsh would solve his problems. Now he’s waltzing through wedding plans he doesn’t want, with Stan Marsh happily sabotaging his sanity and Shelley looking ready to murder them both in cold blood. High society has never been this low.
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14 Feb 2026