7 Works by Random_autistic_thoughts
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After Barca’s defeat 8-2 against Bayern Munich Messi wants nothing more then to cry in his hotel room instead he gets fucked by his rival
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Another fic my friend requested and I locked in and wrote it bc acts of service is my platonic love language and I need to put a dent in ten fic request they gave me
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Ronaldo x Messi one shot collection by Random_autistic_thoughts
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
12 Feb 2026
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My little throw up of one shots and a scraped chapter from one of my fics
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Ronaldo and Messi are newlyweds trying to figure out how to navigate marriage when life throws an unexpected twist on their plans.
Will they keep their relationship out of the public eye or fail spectacularly?
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Cristiano has taken to obsessing over Barca’s new 18 year old golden boy Lionel and with his new money from Manchester uses it to find out everything about his new fascination
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Cris watched Leo masturbate in the shower like he’s a ant in Cris’s ant habitat
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My shity football drawings
This is all made with an iPad and no digital drawing pen please keep that in mind if you comment
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Ronaldo confronts Messi about diving and faking an injury for a penalty
When trying to intimidate the Barca captain he accidentally kisses him making his already complicated feelings towards the arginine more complicated
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Ronaldo gets angry at losing el Classico and Leo fucks him
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A bunch of footballers are forced to live together in a mansion
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“The champions” if it was a fanfic by one stupid author that had no clue what actually happens in football and makes it up the entire time