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After Barca’s defeat 8-2 against Bayern Munich Messi wants nothing more then to cry in his hotel room instead he gets fucked by his rival
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Another fic my friend requested and I locked in and wrote it bc acts of service is my platonic love language and I need to put a dent in ten fic request they gave me
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Ronaldo x Messi one shot collection by Random_autistic_thoughts
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
12 Feb 2026
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My little throw up of one shots and a scraped chapter from one of my fics
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Ronaldo and Messi are newlyweds trying to figure out how to navigate marriage when life throws an unexpected twist on their plans.
Will they keep their relationship out of the public eye or fail spectacularly?
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Cristiano has taken to obsessing over Barca’s new 18 year old golden boy Lionel and with his new money from Manchester uses it to find out everything about his new fascination
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Cris watched Leo masturbate in the shower like he’s a ant in Cris’s ant habitat
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My shity football drawings
This is all made with an iPad and no digital drawing pen please keep that in mind if you comment
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Sergio had been secretly in love with Luka and Luka’d had a crush on Sergio too.
What if Santa Cristiano Ronaldo cast a miracle?
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16 Nov 2025
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Cris never expected his life to be decided over a family dinner. A scholarship student at Miami Royal University with dreams of making it big in soccer, he suddenly finds himself trapped between an arranged marriage to Lionel Messi — Miami’s most powerful businessman, and his father’s boss.
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15 Sep 2025
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That Time My Longtime Rival Kidnapped Me and Took Me On a Roadtrip Across America by Officialdickluvr
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
01 Aug 2025
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World famous footballer Lionel Messi snaps one day and ends up killing a room full of people. After finishing the deed, he goes on the run, with one hostage in tow to keep him company.
The hostage? His longtime rival and fellow footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
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14 Sep 2025
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Days before an El Clásico match, Cristiano stops his rival, for whom he has feelings, from committing suicide. Now, he just needs to figure out what to do.
Set in 2017.
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20 Jun 2025
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Prison wasn't where Cristiano wanted to end up, but since he was here it was best for him to stay clear of everyone and do his time.
The guy who seems to the run the prison changes that in a single day.