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    It’s just Harry’s luck that the long-awaited identity of his soulmate turns out to be a dead man. Or…is it? If Snape is really dead, why is Harry coughing up flowers?

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    13 Feb 2026

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    These three things are true:
    1) Harry Potter wants to father a baby, and he's found the perfect anonymous man to help (Candidate 222 in the male fertility program).
    2) Every time Candidate 222 is chosen in the male fertility program, he is rejected once his identity as Severus Snape is revealed.
    3) Snape pines for Potter but will never, ever, under any circumstances admit it. Because why would Potter ever want him back?

     

    [DO NOT COPY, EDIT, OR REPOST THIS WORK ANYWHERE, IN ANY FORM. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the work of J.K. Rowling and is not my intellectual property. I intend no copyright infringement and seek no financial gain from this work. This work of fiction is purely for entertainment purposes.]

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    11 Feb 2026

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    "Now, the bloke you'll be working with is a bit… eccentric, if you know what I mean, but he's been doing this for as long as I have, so he'll guide you through it all. He's also a bit on the larger side down there, but really careful about it, so there's nothing to worry about. All you need to do is relax and let him take the lead."

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    11 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Art of Cloud and Barret blowing off steam together.

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    09 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    After watching Roche degrade in front of their eyes, Barret dreams of Cloud draped in black and stumbling away from him without recognizing his own name. When Barret wakes up to find Cloud and his sword gone, it isn’t anything too surprising, but when he realizes Cloud’s shoes are still beside the wide open door he rushes out into the storm, afraid he’s already too late.

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