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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    bro: I am having - this is crazy, but I'm having feelings again. like - like some kind of fourteen-year-old kid, or something. you remember feelings, right?
    dirk: yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
    bro: ...do ya?
    dirk:
    dirk: are you saying you don't have feelings?
    (from it's always sunny)

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    06 Mar 2022

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    world's most verbose and eloquent gallows to hang yourself on

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    Kaveh has achieved so much today, it should be fine to do this much for himself. It should be fine to enjoy this much. There is absolutely nothing that Al-Haitham could possibly do to ruin this day!

    Of course, this is when Al-Haitham chooses to walk in covered in blood.

    Kaveh has enough troubles on his plate even without dealing with his confusing relationship with and unfortunately lingering feelings for his stubborn, infuriating roommate. But when a strange conspiracy begins closing in on Al-Haitham and threatening the precarious balance of their daily lives, Kaveh finds himself having to reevaluate the nature of their relationship and reckon with the ghosts of the past.

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    There’s never really a good time, way, or reason to tell Kaveh about his long-lived, amoral, exiled, criminal ex-partner — who, Al-Haitham will note, was not any of those things at the time they were involved.

    However, there is definitely a worst way for Kaveh to find out.

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    07 Dec 2023

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    "So is the rumour about you burning down our old school's gym true?" Mu Qing asks. Feng Xin unsubtly elbows him in the side, but Mu Qing stares resolutely at Xie Lian.

    Xie Lian squirms a bit. "Erm, yes. I did do that. But it was sort of full of vampires?"

     

    Jun Wu has been defeated, high school is over, and suddenly nothing quite feels the same anymore.
    Well, except for all the vampires. That part is definitely the same.

     

    The Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU I couldn't stop myself from writing.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    this fic changed my fucking life

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    When he first meets him, a curse stuffed down his throat by his own doing and a malevolence brewing in his belly that isn’t his own, Yuuji doesn’t know what to think of Gojo Satoru. 

    He can't decide whether the guy is a delightful asshole in name and face, or a subtly distant person that measures up when he's needed. It's confusing, and more than a little difficult to figure out in between the chaos of learning how to be a sorcerer; learning how to live with his new skin-deep friends; learning that maybe, his truth isn't much more than a hollow one.

    In learning that his odd teacher is just another one of them, just as wordless in anything that matters, and just as human when it counts. There's a person below that blindfold, and it's as surprising as it isn't to twist along in the maze, until he learns enough to find him.

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    27 May 2022

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    im going to cry i think

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Jake remembers that he hates Fanta. TLDR: This causes the ego death of thousands.

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    13 Mar 2022

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    the single funniest shit ive read in my life. they are such utter fucking assholes to each other. just unapologetically. this made me feel like shit but i had the time of my life. rereading posthaste. the I forgot Rose... in giant orange text oh my gooood i could SEE dirk going 0_0 when i tell you i was cackling