QuothTheMaiden
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To the Universe (and What Comes After) by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
17 Jan 2026
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a truly unique venue. Projected forward in time, it teeters slowly back and forth across the moment of the universe’s very ending, providing a once-in-a-universe experience to anyone with access to basic time travel technology (as often as they want), at the very affordable price of a penny (plus a hundred thousand million billion years of compound interest).
Aziraphale and Crowley are always up for an outrageous drink, a sublime meal, and some philosophical musings about the end of the universe.
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Down Blanket by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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Human beds weren’t designed for wings.
An angel and a demon share one anyway.
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Foreplay by any other name by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley indulge in some foreplay of the sort they’ve been engaging in for six thousand years.
Alternate title: “Bickerfucking”
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Eric looked off into the distance — not really at God because God didn’t exist in any one particular place, but still thinking rather intently about Her. “Do you think it all makes sense if you connect enough things together?”
Eric and Muriel, from their early acquaintance before the start of the universe to their reunion on Earth. -
Credit Where Credit’s Due by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2025
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(Set in the world of paaminty’s Oopsie, Omens series.)
With Eden not far behind them, Azazel and Jophiel watch as the humans make concrete progress towards making the whole broad Earth their home.
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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Super Yu-Gi-Oh! Rarepair Week by QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
28 Aug 2023
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Desperate But Not Serious by walkwithursus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Oct 2019
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There's only one way an angel can make love without incurring consequences.
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Soaking: The art of having sex, without thrusting. -
Question by fenrislorsrai
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2026
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God creates everything, including the ability to be annoyed.
it's great!
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Interlude: The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist
(Throwback Thursday to that time in 2015 when I decided to just really lean into my incredibly self-indulgent headcanons about Steve Rogers, his politics, and kind of his whole deal. Occasionally people ask why this isn't on AO3 so here it is! Seven-ish years later. I aim to please. Eventually.)
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
30 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
A true love letter to what Captain America should be, which is itself a love letter to what America should be.
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keep 'em folded in your lap by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2020
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There wasn't really a concept of gender, in the beginning.
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More by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2025
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Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.
Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.
When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—
— but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.
“Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
08 Jan 2026