13 Works by Quort
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Agnes Tachyon is Satoru Gojo for Men by Quort
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
21 Aug 2025
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Alterniatively, Uma Musume From The Perspective Of Someone Who Has Never Played Uma Musume
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exactly what it says on the tin
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,667
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 49
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Untitled BL Fanfic by Quort
Fandoms: Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), 少女☆歌劇 レヴュー・スタァライト | Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight (Anime), Half-Life (Video Games), Judge Judy (TV), Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Amphibia (Cartoon), Johnny Test (Cartoon), Cardcaptor Sakura (Anime & Manga), Vocaloid
01 Nov 2024
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Pay no heed to the tags. This is a perfectly normal Black Lagoon fanfic.
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Yes, this is in fact a crossover episode. by Quort
Fandoms: ODD TAXI (Anime), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100, Kidou Keisatsu Patlabor | Mobile Police Patlabor, 四畳半神話大系 | The Tatami Galaxy, 91 Days (Anime), Dorohedoro, 映像研には手を出すな! | Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! | Keep Your Hands off Eizoken! (Anime)
01 Nov 2024
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A series of one-shots featuring various anime I have watched.
Rated M for Fango.
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The singular of shinobi is shinobus.
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Post Paradisum: A Tax Heaven 3000 Afterstory (Remastered) by Quort
Fandoms: Tax Heaven 3000
21 Aug 2024
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Iris-chan was like BitCoin: ephemeral, desirable, cool. [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] was like a BitCoin miner: a virgin. What will happen between the two of them under the tender cover of night? Take a wild guess, genius.
Originally published on Wattpad, this remastered edition was released to celebrate the fic's one-year anniversary. It comes with bonus grammatical fixes and annotations for easier comprehension. Please enjoy.
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“That’s not what it stands for,” Kronii said.
Fauna scratched her cheek. “Hm?”
“That’s not what it stands for.”
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It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was not sushi. It was n
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The two of them have questions. No one has answers.
i.e., Denji and Asa reconcile with the events of Chapter 167.
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Alternatively, Money for Nothing.
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5 times Tomo wasn’t Yomi’s wife and 1 time she still wasn’t by Quort
Fandoms: Azumanga Daioh
05 Apr 2024
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“… Ugh. This better be important. I’m halfway through this chapter and why are you on one knee.”
“Will you marry me?"
“…”
“Will you marry m–”
“Are you in fucking kindergarten? Get up, stop being gay.”
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The day Mr. Kimura got pepper sprayed was also the day two teachers stopped being stupid for once.
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Asa and Yoru go buy snacks. As the saying goes, in konbini veritas: In convenience stores, there is truth.