ProfessorESP
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- Girl Genius (Webcomic) (12)
- Red vs. Blue (2)
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Ed knows his father is probably important. When Al was really little, Mom would say that his job was gluing Xerxes back together whenever it broke. As far as Ed's' concerned, that's still a shitty excuse for leaving for ten years.
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People always told Zeetha to bare the marks her sword sisters gave her with pride; her biggest defiance was wearing her twin's touch just as openly.
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- Part 2 of Color Palettes
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In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
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a spoonful of diamonds by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 May 2018
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Concept: mundane au where Malchior is Raven’s shitty ex who corners her in a restaurant and Kaldur is a line cook who pretends to be the boyfriend she’s waiting for so he can smuggle her into the back room “until his shift ends.” The twenty minutes it takes for Malchior to finally leave are spent with Kaldur making little glances at her every time he has a spare moment (just to check she’s okay. Obviously) while threatening to dump sauce on all the co-workers who tell him to give her his number, and Raven repeatedly making accidental eye contact with him as she recounts to the Titans group chat how this extremely beautiful man saved her from The Dragon and everyone tells her to make out with him because they’re terrible friends.
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drop a lifelong curse on your own last name by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Girl Genius (Webcomic)
02 May 2018
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Violetta should have known that Tarvek would try to burn off his name as soon as it showed up, the idiot. Didn't he know that was supposed to be her job?
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A collection of platonic & romantic soulmate aus, where your first touch leaves a mark of color on their skin that varies in intensity based on the importance of the bond and their effect on your life.
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And That Was Called Love by gentarussy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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When he tucked his phone back into his pocket, Xiang Fei was lingering by the door. Mobei-jun touched his shoulder, and then when he felt that wasn’t enough, picked him right up. He shouldered the door open, and Xiang Fei’s fingers clutched into the back of his shirt.
“Gege,” Xiang Fei said. “Are you happy?”
Weeks after marrying his moderately pregnant wife, Mobei-jun is tasked with planning a baby shower. This is easier said than done.
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- Part 2 of The Simplest Thing
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Poll: would you read the peerless cucumber transmigration romance? by envyenvy for Ghostlyboop
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2024
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dick jokes
[screenshot of a text from Peerless Cucumber that reads “Do you still take commissions?”]passionate ranting
no fucking way
he’s still alive???binghe obsession
of course this is how we find outhomoerotic undertones
maybe he really was dead and he just rose from the grave to commission art of lbh one last time
in a totally hetero way ofcbinghe obsession
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- Part 1 of peerless cucumber discord server
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Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
27 Oct 2024
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binghe obsession: he really did it. luo binghe really fucked him
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It was Wei Wuxian’s idea, of course.
Jiang Yanli’s big didi was brilliant and talented beyond measure, as reckless and impertinent in his thoughts as he was in every other way, just as her little didi was earnest and soft-hearted and dutiful, the outlines of the serious man he’d become when he grew up just barely visible underneath the baby fat that still lingered in his cheeks.
It was Wei Wuxian’s idea, but it was Jiang Cheng that made Jiang Yanli decide to use it.
Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
25 Jul 2020
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FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
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It ravaged him, the thought, Yoo Joonghyuk and jealousy, Yoo Joonghyuk and hating him being kissed, Yoo Joonghyuk and feeling betrayed. Kim Dokja imagined a different night, a different world, and he imagined a head he would have to look up to, calloused fingers pressed on the ground near to his, and he imagined not snapping out of it, and he thought of Yoo Joonghyuk and kissing and he thought of kissing and Yoo Joonghyuk and he thought of kissing Yoo Joonghyuk.
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What Kim Dokja has glossed over, decided not to mention, or straight up lied about.
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- Part 2 of my orv shit ✌️
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the volatile truth of white lies by zxrysky
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
19 Mar 2022
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Yoo Joonghyuk is minding his own fucking business, reading the latest update to a novel on his phone while in the train, heading home for the day, and then his life flashes before his eyes.
His vision goes black. His knees buckle and he’s narrowly saved by his hand flying out to grip one of the poles on the train, stabilising himself before he crumples into a pile on the ground.
Slowly, as if afraid to face the truth, he drags his eyes up to the carriage number.
3707 stares back bleakly at him.