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    17 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Kyle had always known he was never fit to be king.

    "Kyle," Stan said, a bit croaky, "I'd do anything to keep you safe. Even run away with you. I'm loyal to you first, and the kingdom second. No matter what happens, who you become, whoever you make your enemy, I will always fight for you, by your side. I will be who you need me to be no matter the circumstance. I don't know what we're going to do, honestly. But as long as we have each other, I think we could achieve it."

    They both locked eyes once again, and while Stan's tone was laden with exhaustion, the determined gleam in his gaze was more than enough cause for the back of Kyle's neck to flush. He always felt oddly scrutinized under Stan's gaze whenever they both made eye contact, but the sensation of being looked at with so much adoration and passion was so addicting, he could never bear to look away.

    Written in RP format.

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    Glancing around the room he’d been led to, he marveled at the stonework and beautiful decorations of the room, even as the dwarf led him to a cot, and he sat down, wrapping the coat tighter around himself. It wasn’t hard to do, the thing was massive on him and he felt like he was drowning in fabric and fur. Altogether the most comfortable he’d been in years.

    An older dwarf bustled into the room, setting things down on a table before coming over to look at him. “Right. What’s happening- they said you were found in the orc camp, eh little halfling?”

    Bilbo bristled at the term, and the older dwarf tried to look him over, poking and prodding at him even as Bilbo tried to swat him away.

    He didn’t want to be looked at, and he wasn’t half of anything!

    Or: After destroying a pack of orcs, crown prince Thorin finds that they'd kept a hobbit slave, whose curse prevents him from speaking.

    This is only the first mystery that this hobbit presents to him.

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    Nobody sets sail alone.

    It's spring, 1706, and Kyle Broflovski is on the run, stowed away on a trade ship bound for the Caribbean. When the ship is boarded by a motley crew of young pirates, Kyle is faced with a choice: stick to the shadows, or join Captain Stan on his adventures.

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    Scraps I want to archive! Each chapter is a different fic. Mostly Style, but features Garrison POV, Bunny, and K2.

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    chapter 10 is my favorite thing ever