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    A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.

    Oh shit.

    “Wing, what does that wrapper say?”

    “Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.

    “Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.

    “Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
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    In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.

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    08 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

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    Derek really wasn’t exaggerating earlier. Sincerely, nobody but him has touched his dick in a whole goddamn year. He thinks he’s actually beginning to forget what it even feels like, to have something wrapped around him that isn’t also attached to him. And with the added buzz of the alcohol in his system – not enough to wreck him, but enough to make him feel a little lighter, a little looser – well...

    Well. Maybe it’s not so insane after all, that he finds himself considering this right now.

    “I am straight, though,” he feels the need to reiterate.

    “Okay,” Stiles says slowly. “But, like, really, I mean – a mouth’s a mouth. Right?”

     

    Fresh off the back of being dumped, Derek agrees to strike up a friends-with-benefits situation with Stiles, his best friend and roommate. It doesn't matter that Derek is straight - it's just sex, after all.

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    6/6
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    16 Aug 2025

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    Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.

    Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.

    With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.

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    Chapters:
    109/109
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    11 May 2025

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    Bran Stark knew that it wasn’t enough. So he decided to use his sister’s dormant yet growing magic to change the history of the House of Dragons before its fall.

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    Chapters:
    46/?
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    15 Nov 2024

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    Jensen is the undercover FBI agent sent to take out Jared, the boss of Chicago. This is their story.

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    27 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best ever.

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    With Crowley apparently dead and Sam's soul back in place, even though Eve is a worry and Castiel's fighting a heavenly war, Sam and Dean at last have some space to get back to what passes (for them) as a normal life. They've just finished up a pretty standard job and are killing time in snowy Wisconsin when Dean wakes up no longer looking like Dean. That's just the start of their problems.

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    7/7
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    24 Sep 2023

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    Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.

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    Chapters:
    108/108
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    21 Sep 2023

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    "Go North. Only North. Jon is Lord Commander at the Castle Black. He'll help you."

    He'd had good intentions, this broken shadow of a man who used to be Theon, and he couldn't have known.

    Sansa finds a Lord Commander at Castle Black. He has steel-grey eyes, her father's eyes, and a dark beard framing a strong jaw, and he looks and sounds and moves like Jon...

    But he's not Jon.

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    02 Jan 2023

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    “Mr Stilinski.” Deaton’s usually impassive face betrays a hint of surprise today, maybe even disappointment. “You haven’t changed your mind.”

    Stiles tips his chin up, smiling against his irritation. “Nope,” he confirms, so cheerily it bites. They had arranged this weeks ago, yet Deaton was apparently betting Stiles wouldn’t go through with it in the end. Fuck that. He doesn’t know what it’s like out there, not really. He can afford to hold himself aloof and uninvolved, knowing his druid power is enough to keep him safe in this little office. Stiles can’t. Scott’s pack has got to protect this whole town, and Stiles’ spark isn’t enough to protect all of them while they do it.

    The thing is, magic isn’t like the fairy tales. It’s blood and risk and sacrifice. Nothing comes without a price, and anyone who tries to say different is baiting a hook to gut you on. Stiles knows that, has known it since he was a kid and his mother started training him for the inevitable day when he’d need to fight for his life.

    That day had come four years ago when she died, and it hasn’t stopped yet.

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    Chapters:
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    29 Sep 2022

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    From an anon: "Ok, but now that I read your lovely Hobrien touch!starved pornlet and the sheriff/incubus one, all I can think of is touch!starved!Derek/incubus!Stiles. Damn you. *shakes fist* *weeps*"

    ok.

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    2/2
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    01 Sep 2022

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    Derek skips town just after the Nogitsune. When he realizes his mistake, he sets off to find Stiles, make amends, and keep his feelings for Stiles hidden. Two out of three isn't bad.

    Pining, bed sharing, highly-suspect platonic touching, and shameless adoration of Derek's beard.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14 May 2022

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    It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Comments:
    356
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    08 Apr 2022

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    The Son, the Wife, the Mistress, the Tutor or the Mysterious Elf?

     

    With monsters now extinct, witchers had to find other lines of work. Unfortunately for Private Detective Geralt of Rivia, he owed Sigismund Dijkstra a favour and the Head of the Redanian secret service was cashing in.

    There had been a high profile murder and he needed someone to go and discreetly sort it out.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    204
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    07 Jan 2022

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    Stiles sighs through his nose and takes a couple of steps away, to the other side of the alley where there’s a brick wall and a dumpster, and not much else. “Well, sure, okay, but what are you suggesting? That we load up the car and go off in search of someplace she’s only maybe, possibly been?”

    This is a ludicrous idea, of course it is, but when Stiles looks at Derek, he can tell that this, this absolutely absurd suggestion, is exactly what Derek thinks. It is exactly what he came here to ask Stiles to do. “I’ve traced her scent to the next town over, so I have a start.”

    “Oh, Christ, Derek,” Stiles practically finishes his beer in one go, downing it quickly, because he needs that alcohol in his system if he’s really going to entertain this idea. “You realize that would be days, possibly weeks of being in a car alone with me? Me. Derek, me. Stiles Stilinski. A witch.”

    Derek’s jaw is set, his eyes intense, his shoulders taught with tension. “Yeah. I have weighed the pros and cons of this.”

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    26 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Magic Stiles Stillinski

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    No, he really is. (Sequel to The Flub)

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    50
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    4,850

    11 Dec 2020

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    Jensen flubs a line. Misha takes advantage.

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    32
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    12,768

    11 Dec 2020

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    “I apologize.” The cop finally looked back up at his face, seeming thrilled. “It’s just—it’s been so long. And we finally have you.”

    That was a bad word. Not found.

    Have.

    Stiles wrenched his hand free and took a step back, but before he could even think up a gameplan, he felt a prick in his neck and jerked away, reaching up to slap one hand against it and twisting in the same moment.

    One of the others had come up behind him while he hadn’t been paying attention, and his vision began to swim even as his eyes caught sight of the half-empty syringe the guy was holding.

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    25/25
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    27 Feb 2020

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    Derek finds a notebook.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    437
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    1,104
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    204,577

    24 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pricelessly funny.

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    Powerless. That's how Lydia feels when the dust finally settles.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    34
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    1,416
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    379
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    35,659

    24 Sep 2019

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    Stiles had become the most popular matchmaker of Beacon Hills in less than a year.

    And he really didn’t know how that had happened.

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    44,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    393
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    8,199
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    2,783
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    92,543

    08 Aug 2019

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