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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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26 Feb 2026
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Super Freak by Holdt
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Feb 2026
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They have an arrangement.
Eight months of Thursdays. Eight months of Bruce cataloguing everything he tells himself he's not cataloguing — the sounds Clark makes, the impossible heat of him, the way his sleeping body turns toward Bruce's corner of the room. Eight months of very carefully not calling it what it is.
Then Clark shows up on a Sunday and asks Bruce what he knows.
Turns out Bruce knows exactly what this is. He's known since Kazakhstan, since a restaurant at 3 AM, since Clark said I'd like to come back from this to a bowl of pelmeni and Bruce filed it under highest priority classification and declined to retrieve it.
He's retrieving it now.
(Or: Bruce Wayne's comprehensive manual on how to be in love with Clark Kent while pretending very hard that you're not, until you can't pretend anymore, at which point you should probably just say it out loud. Featuring: a case, a conspiracy, water rights journalism, one teenager's homemade piezometers, and Bruce Wayne learning that sometimes staying is scarier than any exit he's ever built.)
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The Form of Crunching Numbers by Starlighter_Varda
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman (Comics)
24 Oct 2025
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Self-awareness and control were among Lex Luthor's many strong suits, and he knew that allowing himself to sink into obsession yielded great results.
But what he couldn't understand was why his focus was being torn between taking down Superman, an alien threat, and coveting the attention of Clark Kent, a Midwestern journalist.
Or why his fixation on Clark was threatening to consume him whole.
_______________________________Or, How Lex Luthor's Two-Headed Obsession with One Man Derailed His Life.
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- Part 1 of The Knife Cuts Both Ways
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18 Feb 2026
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No Compasses, No Signs by Starlighter_Varda
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
21 Feb 2026
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Between dealing with Gotham and the child he’d impulsively adopted, the last thing Bruce Wayne needed was to develop strong yet confusing feelings for the reporter Clark Kent.
To make things worse, his rivals for Clark's affections are Lex Luthor and Superman!
The maddening desire, jealousy, and distraction stemming from his fixation on this man are almost manageable...until Superman starts showing an interest in the Batman.
________________Or, How Bruce Wayne's Sexuality Crisis Led to Him Accidentally Baby-Trapping Superman.
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01 Nov 2025
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Þessa heims ok annars by IHadHimOnTheRopes (CarterReid), rory_gone_mattie (rosetinteddays)
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Sep 2025
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11 Feb 2026