9 Works by Poodleduke

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    Steve comes home after returning the stones but he wouldn't say why, only:

    "Got my dance."

    Now Bucky has to figure out if he's the one Steve wants or just what's left.

    Real slow burn, like Nat Shermans.

    (Stand-alone Post-Endgame and Flag-Smasher rewrite.)

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    English
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    26,554
    Chapters:
    7/23
    Comments:
    48
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    The Winter Soldier was about to shoot someone through a rose window, the shot was lined up perfectly.

    Then a woman in a pink cowgirl hat appears behind him and bends his rifle in half.

    She's not SHIELD. She's not HYDRA. She's annoyed that he keeps showing up at her work—first a cathedral, now a fae wedding where she's negotiating a contract. Her solution to the interference problem is deeply unorthodox: deprogram him with fairy wine while the maid of honor gives her speech.

    It works. He remembers everything.

    Now Bucky Barnes is standing in Avengers Tower with seventy years of memories, a cosmic diplomat who won't stop checking on him, and absolutely no idea what to do with any of it.

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    70,515
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    58
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    After the Asset heard that Steve is still alive through a phone call Pierce was having in front of him, he decides to break himself out of HYDRA’s hold by using the trigger words on himself.

    Handler: Barnes, James Buchanan. Authorization confirmed. Mission parameters accepted.
    Find Steve Rogers.
    Warn Steve Rogers.
    Extract from compromised organization.

    (The Winter Soldier arc as a Snowden parallel.)

    A fairy tale disguised as a political spy thriller.

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    English
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    60,091
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    329
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    242
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3,243
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    You've infiltrated black sites. Seduced oligarchs. Killed a man with a shoe.

    And now you're in a vent above the Avengers' gym with a vial of drain water, testing it for super soldier jizz.

     

    No use of [Y/N]. A xReader story that subverts the tropes and asks what choosing yourself looks like.

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    English
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    19,551
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    10
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    725
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    Dr. Stephen Deli runs the Sanctum Delicatessen, a reality anchor in an ever-changing New York City. When Thanos arrives seeking the six Jellies (Grape, Strawberry, Apricot, Orange Marmalade, Mint, and the questionable Paprika), he'll stop at nothing to bring "balance" to a universe where half of all sandwiches go unjellied.

    Tony Stark, fueled by shawarma and an unwavering commitment to fine American cheeseburgers, has other plans.

    "The hardest of jellies require the strongest of bellies."

    No major character deaths. Yes, Tony lives. He earned that cheeseburger.

    (Inspired by the YouTube parody edit, "[YTP] Avengers: Infinity Jelly".)

    Language:
    English
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    3,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    34
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    Loki calls New York a pump and dump. Tony Stark mints Infinity NFTs. The Collector insists the SEC has no jurisdiction in Knowhere. Thanos describes erasing half of all life as "rebalancing the portfolio." Scott Lang saves the universe because he grabbed a shiny rock while stressed.

    A documentary. Draw your own conclusions.

    (The Inifinity Saga as a Netflix style financial crime documentary.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,543
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    181
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    Imagine if he gets off on the idea of saving her, not possessing her.

    These are the explicit scenes that fit into “Knight and Lady in the Cup”.

    Bucky first person POV.

    Series
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    English
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    5,735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    538
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    Bucky Barnes x Reader

    Except "Reader" is:

    - A roomba
    - A houseplant
    - A pigeon
    - A machine gun
    - An octopus

    A parody of second-person fic tropes that accidentally became a meditation on trauma recovery through caring for small, non-judgmental things. No actual romance, just Bucky being nice to animals and non sentient objects.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,668
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    In cryo, between missions, the Asset tries to make sense of his mission history.

    HYDRA rented him out to anyone who'd pay—oligarchs, shell companies, whoever needed wetwork done. Political assassinations sit alongside yacht explosions, food truck disputes, pet retrievals. There's no ideology. No pattern. Just profit margins and whoever's check cleared.

    Bucky knows this already. Bucky just wants Asset to stop searching for meaning that was never there and rest in what's left of Brooklyn before the next wipe. But Asset can't remember failing before, and Bucky can't forget.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    161

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