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  1. Rec *

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    16 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 41

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    Tim is an art forger. There’s no other word for it. He fakes antiquities and sells them. It’s illegal, it’s immoral, and it’s a total secret.

    Tim has managed to avoid detection by his parents, their clients, the GCPD, Batman, INTERPOL, and, notably, Catwoman.

    This all comes apart one soggy week in April, when Gotham mafia boss Callum O'Gowan gets an artifact he purchased from the Drakes appraised. Enraged by the fraud, O'Gowan kidnaps Tim on his way home from school to get back at Jack and Janet, who are totally certain that they’ve sold a genuine, authentic necklace and don’t really understand why this unpleasant large man is yelling so much.

    In the aftermath, Tim struggles to keep his parents from discovering his lies, his neighbors from discovering his kidnapping, and his neighbors' alter egos from discovering his crimes.

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    Meanwhile, Jason Todd has just met the funniest freshman at Gotham Academy who is also clearly the most-up-to-something freshman at Gotham Academy. Also, all of his bullies are avoiding him suddenly.

    Things get weirder.

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    31 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post, a what-if about Aaron Davis and Peter B. Parker being fake married.

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    “Uh,” said Miles, and Peter knew he was usually pretty okay (like, a B- at the very least) at keeping up a cover story, so the kid was bound to have some level of ability to lie too, right, “This is my Uncle Peter.”

    Miles said.

    To his own parents.

    Was Peter inwardly screaming?

    Sure.

    Out of all the cover stories with all the people, how?

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    30 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Louis turns each test over one by one.

    Pregnant. Pregnant. Pregnant. Pregnant. Pregnant.

    Fuck.

    He can’t believe Lestat finally managed to knock him up.

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    25 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 92

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    17 Jan 2026