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    “Then why?” Warlock jerked back and struck at him. “I turned eleven and you were suddenly just gone. And then Megiddo happened—”
    Aziraphale caught Crowley’s eye. “Ah—”
    “Well—”
    “You see—”
    “Long story—”

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    20 Feb 2026

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    "I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.

    Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...

    But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?

     

    *Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Much as I appreciate you turning the kid into a rebel against cisnormative human society this early, we don’t want him to get so tetchy about it that he grows up to destroy the world.”

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    17 Feb 2026

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “You’re telling me,” he swallowed, “that my body thinks I’m Peter’s dad?”
    “And it has prepared itself for parenthood in response, yes.”
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    After a simple brain scan, F.R.I.D.A.Y. reveals something that Tony already knew, but may not have been ready to accept. Luckily, Peter's always there to help him re-find his footing.

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    16 Feb 2026

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