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    The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.

    Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current disaster hero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.

    Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.

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    Herm has always been the black sheep. Ever since he was a little kid, his strange attitude and behavior drew whispers from his aunts and uncles.

    Turns out that when your entire extended family are career criminals for fun, being a decent and caring person tends to make you stick out like a sore thumb.

    It also tends to land you in…situations. Situations that Herm has rationalized as a bit commonplace. Apparently most people don’t have to bail out their second cousin after they get arrested for running an illegal piranha breeding ring out of the pool in the backyard.

     

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    Waterboy: lol reminds me of when my 1st cousin once removed drowned in a haunted lake. crazy stuff. really no need to talk about me and my family

    The Z-team: ok no run that back and explain

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    14 Feb 2026

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    In so many worlds, Mecha Man tries again. Treads back through time to change his fate and the fate of those he loves.

    Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, Mecha Man is well loved. Other people want to change his fate.

    (Also known as, nobody knows what Z-Team is doing. Not even Z-Team. But they’re definitely doing it, and they’re determined everything will be turning up Z-Team.)

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    Laying on the cold hard ground, his nostrils filled with the cloying smell of iron and hot pain pulsing through his head with every beat of his heart as he stares up at the woman floating above him, Robert's tempted to make a joke about the familiar sight.

    Not that he will. At least for Blonde Blazer, this is the first time they've met.

     

    Aka, a time-travel au.

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