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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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01 Feb 2026
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"Starting this weekend, I'm organizing everyone to patrol in pairs," Ladybug says. "I'll mix it up every time, so you probably won't see the same person again for a while. This should help you all get to know each other. But not too much!"
18 heroes. 17 evenings. 153 pairs on patrol.
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03 Jan 2026
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felix can’t sleep, and neither can his father.
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25 Dec 2025
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In which Felix tries to retire from evil schemes, but Nino doesn’t let him.
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24 Dec 2025
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But he sees green. Green eyes, a reflection of his own.
“Don’t go!” They shout, one arm outstretched and shaking. “Please! Come back! I— I need you!”
He hesitates again. He hesitates for far too long but nothing… Nothing happens. There is no punishment, no exploiting his moment of weakness.
Only that same plea. They do not grab him and attempt to yank him out of the protective corner he’s carved for himself.
(Or Félix ends up in some deep trouble. Adrien, Kagami, and Marinette are the ones to pull him out of it.)
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- Part 13 of Game Of Cat And Bug (Miraculous Ladybug Fics)
- Part 6 of Sentitwin Week
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24 Dec 2025