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    Not His, But His by

    Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV)  

    16 Feb 2026

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    A minute of still more awkward silence passed before Lamb stood up. "Alright, get up, you're coming with me."

    "What?" River asked because he couldn't have heard Lamb correctly.

    "Are your ears out of order too? Jesus fucking Christ, Cartwright. You're coming home with me because you're in such a state I'm worried you'll throw yourself in the Thames and the paperwork for that would be a fucking nightmare."

    A story mostly about River Cartwright and Jackson Lamb sitting on a couch together, set almost entirely in Lamb's flat. River POV. I don't even know, folks.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Bad Dragon by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    19 Nov 2013

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    A different possibility of what happens when Bilbo is sent down to face the dragon. Really, it is an excuse to use bits of The Hobbit text, DoS quotes, and Sherlock quotes to have a fun bit of crack, followed by a fun bit of smut. Inspired by a dildo.

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    10 Sep 2014