PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
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Ten times Steve seemed inhuman (and two times he was all too human) by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 May 2025
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Sometimes the changes the super soldier serum brings to a person are beyond mere enhancement of their muscles, healing, and senses. Sometimes it seems to bring them past human, and their behavior can seem a little animalistic at times. But of course, they're only human, just like the rest of their teammates. Sometimes you just need the most extreme of situations (and their closest friend) to see it.
(Not as ominous as the summary may sound, it's mostly fluffy scenarios with some of angst for spice)
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Why is it always Gotham that failed villains from other cities come to? At least Batman being turned into a giant feral cat isn't all that bad, not when he's focused on herding his children home, and the citizens of Gotham can safely watch from behind their cameras and post all about it.
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The Gift of Hyperfixation by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2023
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Geralt hates being laid up, especially when it means that Jaskier insists on staying with him despite there being much more for him on the road than stuck in a single small village for at least a week.
But maybe he can fix that with a gift for Jaskier?
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- Part 5 of My connected Witcher fics
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James Barnes: The Underworld's Best Friend by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson, WinterSabbath
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2021
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“I get called in every time these things happen.” James motioned to the room. “Then I offer my expertise.”
Steve blinked. “Do these things happen often or something?”
“Well, not to this magnitude, no.” At the blank look the team gave him, James shrugged. “Usually it’s a vampire forgetting they can’t prey on humans anymore. Or a banshee causing trouble in California. The occasional fairy goes on a chocolate-stealing spree and it’s my job to give them a stern talking to. That kinda stuff.”
“Excuse me?” Tony held up a hand. “What the fuck?”
In which Steve meets James Barnes—SHIELD’s consultant for all things supernatural—and discovers that there is a much bigger world waiting to be explored, and the man who introduces him to this world is a lot more charming than Steve expected.
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Five Odd Things About the Serum, Five Teammates, and Bucky by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 May 2025
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The super soldier serum can be odd sometimes, no matter the era. Luckily, Steve has five teammates to see and understand the effects.... and Bucky too of course.
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My connected Witcher fics by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Oct 2023
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Just What He Wanted by Sendryl
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
19 Jul 2024
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One of the Batman’s first cases is rough.
His first case involving a child – a baby.
The newborn is in a dumpster, and Bruce almost doesn’t hear him crying.
Who would do this? Who could ever abandon their baby like this?
What.
What does he do now?
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- Part 5 of DP x DC Family Week 2024
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Bookmarked by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
15 Feb 2026
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The Fuck You Mean There's No Blue Jolly Rancher?! by Umbrella_Drop
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
06 Aug 2024
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All that is to say, the kid had many, many different things surrounding his situation and general state of being. Things that made the fact that Danny had come from a different goddamned dimension far too easy to put on the back burner. It was just another thing about the kid, Danny had only ever explicitly mentioned it that first meeting after all, and no one had really touched on it since.
Which of course meant it had to get brought up in the stupidest way possible.
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- Part 1 of Phantom Differences
Bookmarked by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
15 Feb 2026
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how to boyfriend your local ghost-boy by lizardtailsfails
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
12 May 2023
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Bookmarked by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
13 Feb 2026
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Dean is seventeen when his body starts to change in ways he doesn’t understand. He’s exhausted, frightened, and running from a secret that’s already altered the course of his life.
In the woods, he finds a dying werewolf pup who becomes his only form of connection after so much time spent alone.
When he stumbles into the territory of the Seolu pack, Dean is forced into a world he doesn’t trust and doesn’t feel ready for. He doesn't believe that he has a place anywhere and expects little from wolves who see him as nothing more than an outsider. But as the bond between him and the pup grows, so does something unexpected with their quiet, distant leader.
There are unseen forces moving beneath the surface of the pack that neither Dean nor the alpha fully understands. And as they begin to surface, they threaten the fragile life Dean has started to build.
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18 Jan 2026
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Wolfblood by inexplicifics
Fandom Original Work, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Apr 2025
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Medieval fantasy AU M'Laiden romance novel. Milena is sent off to Kaer Morhen to marry one of the barbarians there and seal a treaty. Lambert doesn't want a wife at all. They make it work.
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Bookmarked by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
10 Jan 2026