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    Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.

    The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

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    25 Sep 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Brilliant and heartwrenching story!

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    It was a truth universally acknowledged that an angel in possession of no memory must be in want of a wife.

    No, that was the wrong book. The wrong line. Aziraphale frowned.

    “What,” the gentleman before him asked, “and I mean what, are you doing here?”

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    Or, two years after things fall apart, Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's doorstep without his memories. The easy part is getting it back, the hard part is getting them back together.

    (Update: now featuring a cover by the wonderful @ineffableclassics!)

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    18 Aug 2023

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    Absolutely brilliant hurt/comfort fic, with a lot of cunning references either to the book, show, or other cultural material. I adore every bit.

  3. Rec 78

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    Crowley catfishes Aziraphale. It goes about as well for him as you might think.

    Or: area demon experiments with different methods of seduction and in so doing invents the Nigerian prince fraud.

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    03 Aug 2023

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    In which Crowley is blessed

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    “If you play any operas,” Crowley growled, “or classical music or Shostakovich, I’m going to cut off your internet for a century.”

    The pianist stared at him, blank as God’s useless hand.

    It went like this:

    Crowley put his plants back in his apartment, first.

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    Or, Crowley goes to that extremely alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz, anyway. Aziraphale is allowed to get a little angry.
    (Contains Season 2 spoilers!)

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    02 Aug 2023

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    Brilliant, a band aid for my poor heart

  5. Rec 12

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    It hadn’t been a conscious choice. They didn’t wake up one day and say: “this is what we are going to be,” and announced it to the whole world. It had been slow, quiet. Like the rising sun at dawn in the countryside. You don’t quite notice it’s no longer nighttime, until those slivers of sunshine slip through the cracks of the curtains.

    Part of the ML Secret Santa 2022 in Tumblr, for PerditaAlottachocolate.

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    30 Dec 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lovely and delightful Lukanette <3