13 Works by PeaceSignDisasterBi

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    He wanders in one day, and if he didn’t look so weary and hungry Sanji swears he would have kicked the idiot out. How a human made its way into his restaurant is anyone’s guess.

    Their peaceful little village has been fine for centuries, and sure they have the occasional skirmish or Godly Upheaval, but nothing too out of the ordinary. The veil between worlds is as strong as ever, right?

    Zoro’s arrival heralds a new change for them all.

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    Or, The Twelve-Year Courtship of the Absent Princess of the Kamabakka Queendom and the World’s Greatest Swordsman:

    A Romance in Twelve Acts, or Farces; Truths, Lies, and Un-Truths; or What-Have-You

    It doesn’t bother Zoro. Really—stop looking at him like that, dammit—it doesn’t. People travel from all over the world for the crew’s knowledge, specialties, and their titles. So what if Sanji gets the most challenges for his title. It’s not like the idiot actually has a title to contend for! If he did—if Sanji really had a title worth fighting so many people to keep, his Nakama would know, right. Right?

    Zoro doesn’t mind enjoying the spoils after each fight-turn-party, as Luffy always shifts the feasts. So yeah, maybe Zoro is the only one who hasn’t been allowed to watch the cook fight for some imaginary responsibility to an island 10 years behind, or so Zoro has heard.

    So no, Zoro is absolutely, one-hundred-percent, doubtlessly, not jealous.

    He is absolutely, one-hundred-percent, doubtlessly, curious as hell.

    Beta'd by: carriecmoney
    with art by: FMLOPLA

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    So, you keep meeting your mate at glory holes: An Idiot's Guide to Meeting Your Mate.

    OR: Sanji decides to use a glory hole to satisfy the last vestiges of his heat, which steamrolls into a whole thing. To be honest, he never thought about having a whole outing conversation about being a male omega on the ship. It never came up, sure, but it's not like he made a concerted effort to hide it! Enough of their enemies and Marines had made enough jabs at him that Sanji just... assumed they all knew and didn't care.

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    “He’s going to die out there,” Niji says, his face returning to a placid neutrality Reiju reflects.

    “We thought the same of his first escape,” Reiju says plainly, “clearly we’ve underestimated his survival skills.”

    “He’ll die,” Niji repeats, stepping closer to the bars. The way a child approaches something dangerous they don’t understand, but want to play with, regardless.

    “We’ll all die, at some point,” Reiju points out, and Niji scoffs, “I will, and Judge will; even you, little brother.”

    “I am not like that worthless weakling,” Niji points out, but he sounds... unsteady. Reiju shrugs.

    “Death comes to Gods and Kings,” Reiju turns back to the notebook, to the petri dish on the corner of the crate, “from the grandest of beings to the smallest of organisms. It is a fact of nature.”

     

    Also known as: my Wano!Sanji AU

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    “How is the gift-buying going?” Nami asks Sanji, and there’s only a month and a half until the Straw Hat Gift Exchange but he’s so stressed it may as well be tomorrow for all he cares.

    “I am still at no ideas and I’m dying out here,” Sanji says back with a chipper smile, ignoring Nami’s snort. “I want it to be—I don’t know, meaningful, but I just don’t know, Nami-swan.”

    “I think you’re thinking too hard,” Nami sighs, “as usual.”

    “I am my own worst enemy,” Sanji agrees despondently, “or so I’ve been told."

     

    Only Sanji and Zoro would tremendously fumble an excuse to get to know each other better like this. Nami's not paid enough to deal with either of them, really.

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    Collection of one-shots set within the Modern!AU of the series. Sanji & Zoro (and their friends) as time goes on.

    Their relationship involves a lot of communication and exploration.

    **Marking as complete, will update when chapters are done, this is a series of smutty one shots with barely any overarching plot

     

    Mostly a collection of the Kinktober Prompts by Sugar that can act as standalones and are mostly PWP

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    Sometimes Zoro thinks back on the way Sanji reacted at something so silly like misunderstanding his dislike of chocolate for a general distaste for all things sweet, and it'd be a fun, silly misunderstanding if he didn't remember that stricken expression and the awkward way Sanji excused himself after.

    [Year One: Valentine's Day]
    Kinktober Day 1: Writing on Skin (+Sugar)

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    And never grow a wishbone, daughter,
    where your backbone ought to be.

    ― Clementine Paddleford

    It's not permanent, never permanent; after all, they are all Straw Hats and the call to adventure will always bring them back together again, and again, and again. No matter how much time has passed and how many fights they've fought, they will always come together.

    And nothing says "together" quite like the end of the world.

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    At one end of the party, Sanji is raising a glass mixture of vodka, champagne, and Pop Rocks. He salutes the monstrosity at Usopp and promises a date-free new year. Across the apartment, Nami is dying of embarrassed, shocked, and scandalized laughter. Zoro doesn't say it, but he comes up with his own resolution: no more dating straight-but-curious men.

     

    Wherein Zoro and Sanji are both incredibly stupid, but it gives their friends an excuse to make fun of both of them. How long can their resolutions last?

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    Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

    The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

     

    AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

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    Waking from a dream so suddenly and unexpectedly is like slipping between the cracks of reality: everything is the same but foreign; everything is like you remember it but different, like everything was moved just an inch and a half to the left while you slept.

    Each Strawhat brings out a different side of Sanji, and Zoro sees the cook a little differently each time.

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    Sanji was always careful of his nakama's needs, often catering to them before they even considered voicing them. After a mishap with Zoro, it seems he's a little more scrambled about than usual.

    Wherein Zoro gets the wrong, then right, then wrong right wrong-ish idea.

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    You trace the tangle of strings to see where they each start; long ago, Toshinori Yagi learned that the way people and organizations began was just as important as where they ended up. The deeper Toshinori goes down the rabbit hole, the more he sees the tangled web of All For One's planning-- and how he isn't the only person whose life has been revolving around the villain's plans over the years.

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