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Do they really need you today? They’ll be fine, right?
...Yeah?
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Tailored Like a Fine Suit by PastaDad
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
25 Oct 2023
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'Tailored Like a Fine Suit' - as in, everything in its place and not a stitch out of line... lest anyone with ill intent find a means through which to pick you apart.
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Some not-necessarily chronologically ordered chapters/oneshots where I give Sanji some very specific transmasc nb and neurodivergent experiences and feelings that are a mix of sad, light-hearted, silly or encouraging. 'Cause more often than not, internal gender feelings can be irrational and even funny, or contradictory! The same with neurodivergent day-to-day thoughts and feelings. I love that! These all exist in one canon-compliant (I think? Define canon??) continuum/universe. The thru-line is that I'm experimenting portraying character growth in relationships and self image!
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Vash Can't Come To The Phone Right Now by PastaDad
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
01 May 2023
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Nicholas brutalises Vash's throat whilst they wait for Meryl to come home and take care of them!
Super short more experimental fic, light hearted. Felt like trying something out :)
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Oh, Angel of Small Death, Let Me Give You My Life by PastaDad
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
12 Mar 2023
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Nicholas worships (rails) at the altar (Vash's insides).
[Heavy on the religious imagery, you can decide whether this is your regular besotted religious man associating his partner with the sacred - or you can read it as utter fanaticism, if you'd rather get a little whacky with it.]
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Meryl starts connecting the dots during a long drive, that Vash is impressively hopeless at valuing his own wellbeing quite as much as he should. Mayhaps it is time to ""encourage"" (enforce) some self care and rest...
Meryl and Wolfwood use teamwork and some (benevolent) trickery to get Vash to accept a lil bit of TLC!
Written in third person Meryl POV. It's mashwood hours!
*NOTE: LONG TEMPORARY HIATUS (SORRY!!)
8/5/24
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Flambert Prison Mates AU
Robert is trying to investigate a criminal organization while also trying not to stare at his cellmate's hair, Flambae is slowly becoming weirdly protective of the "feral little shit" he's rooming with, and approximately seven hundred desserts changing hands. It's fine. Everything's fine. Robert is definitely not catching feelings for a man who would absolutely incinerate him if he knew the truth. Definitely not.
(Spoiler: He is. He so, so is.)
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14 Feb 2026
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That's Just Who You Are by Somnis88
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Feb 2026
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Peter bit his lip hesitantly. Would he have been a good teacher? It sounded nice but it’s not like it was even possible.
“There’s a teacher shortage,” she went on, digging through her bag for her keys. “The city’s doing a loan forgiveness program—college tuition covered if you agree to teach in one of the inner-city schools.”
He blinked in surprise. “Really?”
Or: The AU fic where a forgotten Peter Parker becomes a middle school science teacher at 19 years old.
It's an Irondad story...eventually.
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25 Apr 2025
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
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Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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07 Feb 2026
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“All that power, that control, that force–it was genuinely really impressive. And it was definitely meant for something so much more.” Mecha Man leaned back against the bar, eyes tracing the open V in his costume, lingering on his bare chest, before slowly drifting his gaze back up to Flambae’s. “I’m sure you’re an amazing superhero now.”
The comment Flambae was about to make died on the tip of his tongue. Any retort he could’ve possibly thought of scrambled with the butterflies ramming against the insides of his stomach, silenced by the alarms screaming behind his eyes. Was this some kind of trick? Was he about to jump him? What the fuck is happening? And why was Flambae freaking the fuck out over some few choice words that seem really close to a genuine compliment?
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The romance option is Flambae and only Flambae. This is from his POV. Bro is down bad and angry about it.
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22 Jan 2026
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“Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”
His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.
“Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.
“Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”
Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.
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09 Dec 2025