Paradoxysm



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  1. Public Bookmark 72

    i don’t have to be your shrink to know that you’ll never be happy by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)  

    13 Nov 2025

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    Feng Shi Counseling Group

    Couples Therapy Intake Form

    What do you hope to accomplish through counseling?

    XIE LIAN: I’m honestly not sure! I think Mu Qing and Feng Xin want moral support for their counseling?

    FENG XIN: Convincing Xie Lian to break up with Hua Cheng.

    MU QING: Forcing Xie Lian to face the truth that his boyfriend is a psycho, so I can wash my hands of the whole situation and ideally never speak to Feng Xin again.

    Intake Session Notes

    Relationship Coach: Shi Qingxuan

    Clients Xie Lian, Mu Qing, and Feng Xin seem to be in some sort of toxic polycule??

    OR: couples therapist!sqx slightly misinterprets an unconventional situation

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Posthumous by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    26 Feb 2019

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    Jin Zixuan died at Qiongqi Path. Then, Wei Wuxian brought him back. But what place does Koi Tower have for a fierce corpse?

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

    i help raise hundreds of children (i get to see them growing up) by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    17 Apr 2022

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    They were only halfway through the list, and it was past nine, but the courtesy names for the war orphans…with no parents or relatives to name them, it was a Sect Leader’s duty to provide a courtesy name. Unfortunately for Xichen and, by extension, Wangji, that meant over fifty war orphans to name, as well as gift forehead ribbons to.
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    Jiang Cheng tossed the name out in the middle of the awkward silence. As one, the Jin’s turned to stare at him; a grape surrounded by temperamental golden geese. It was a perfectly fine name. A Gentleman of Flowers. How long ago it had seemed, drinking soup in that dingy courtyard in Yiling.

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    21 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    Catastrophe by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    30 Dec 2025

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    “I told you to get her spayed but you didn't listen,” Ling Wen groaned, crossing her arms over her chest.

    “Female cats should at least have one litter before they get spayed, Noble Jie.”

    Shi Wudu buried his head in his hands. “Are cat abortions a thing?”

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    Aka: the one where shi wudu's expensive cat, shi qingxuan, accidentally got pregnant by a street stray and he is left to deal with the aftermath

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

    First Utterance by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    15 Oct 2025

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    Drabble. “I’m yours for tonight.”

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    26 Nov 2025