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While on a diplomatic mission to Delta IV, Jim flirts too much; Spock discovers the only logical solution to avoid the complications of jealousy between ambassadors is to allow the inference that Jim is already spoken for; Bones gets stuck moving roses for the happy couple. Or something like that. ‘I’m still waiting for him to wake up one morning and decide he’s got to put us all in stasis and store our bodies in hollowed out torpedoes,’ the doctor said.
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01 Feb 2026
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It was not the clarification Spock had been seeking. He leveled Jim with a look he had found to be particularly effective in the past, raising first one eyebrow, then the other. It was a cumulative effect. Anticipation and accumulation.
‘Come on, I don’t know, Spock.’ Jim at last relented in his assault on Spock’s personal space
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The job offer came out of nowhere. Centennial Hospital, a level 1 trauma center in Colorado, wanted him to take over for their retiring chief attending. They'd heard the same rumors as everyone about PTMC—how it'd be taken over, transformed, the ED shut down. Didn't Jack want to get ahead of it and find himself a new gig, head of the department, master of his own fate? And the money, of course. Lots and lots of money.
Jack promptly told them to fuck off.
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17 Aug 2025
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“Then it’s a plan,” he said, standing up. “Just a man. Just a woman. Takin’ on Kansas. I’ll tell you what, it sounds like a hoot.”
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13 Aug 2025
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Jamie's behaviour changes dramatically after they start doing the one-on-one training sessions. He used to be such a brash little bitch when he and Roy played together, and since his return to Richmond he's been more of a whiny little bitch, but now he's hardly acting like a little bitch at all. Roy doesn't know what to do with it.
"Is it just me, or has Tartt been almost tolerable lately?" he asks one day in the coaches' office. "Fucking weird."
No one says anything for a minute, and Roy has mentally moved on to planning next week's drills when Beard says, "Roy, everything that kid has ever done was to get your attention."
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07 Aug 2025
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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04 Aug 2025
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Sheppard and Ronon finally talk – but not much.
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- Part 3 of Idiomatic
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24 Jul 2025
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double back by flowermasters
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jan 2020
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Sam gets stuck in a time loop. In 1943.
Things could be worse, but they could certainly be better.
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22 Jul 2025
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Be Cool About the Fire in Your Life on the Evening News by goodoldfashioned
Fandoms: RedLetterMedia RPF
15 May 2024
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Mike has spent enough time passing up chances.
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01 Apr 2025
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Ellie pulls him in and squeezes him tight, just for a second, not even long enough for his shoulders to lower. She daren’t. Because it’s too right, and if she holds on any longer she’ll have to wonder why it is.
In which Hardy and Miller slowly come to realise what everyone else already knows. Featuring the ever dependable Hardy 'Nah', Ellie Miller being just the best mess in the world, and people covering each other with blankets. Set after show.
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16 Mar 2025
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Kicked Out of the Party 'Cause We Both Hate Everybody by goodoldfashioned
Fandoms: RedLetterMedia RPF
21 Jul 2019
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Jay asks Mike to be his fake boyfriend at his sister’s destination wedding on a tropical island. Things quickly get out of hand.
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14 Feb 2025
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You Could Never Be My Woman by BlindSwandive
Fandoms: Kids in the Hall (TV) RPF, Kids in the Hall
03 Mar 2017
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Kevin gets too drawn in by just how much like a woman David looks--and how beautiful he looks--when they film the prostitute sketches. His interest starts to spiral out of control.
Because, seriously:
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13 Dec 2024
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It’s the worst possible thing, especially here and now, walking in the ghost of Mikey’s footsteps, seeing him everywhere, feeling him everywhere. The prodigal baby brother, home at last, playing the role but in no way filling it. Carmy’s presence here only makes Mikey’s absence clearer. He knows it; everybody knows it.
It’s all Carmy should be thinking about. It’s all any sane person would be thinking about. Instead, he watches a bead of sweat snake down the back of Richie’s neck as he pulls up disintegrating tile in the bathroom of the restaurant.
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14 Oct 2024
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Richie dropped the condom into a crumpled takeout bag in the footwell of his car.
“So, what, you’re just like, lonely?”
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30 Jun 2024
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we’ll make a brand new start of it (in old new york) by misantlery for clachnaben
Fandoms: Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series)
18 Dec 2018
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“Just to be clear,” Andrew says. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?”
Steven giggles. “Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe.”
“For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this,” Andrew says.
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03 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Andrew knows this game by now, so he waits. Steven can dance around direct questions all day, but he’s deathly allergic to extended silences.
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BFFS Get Married For A Week - Ryan and Shane by aspookycryptidsock
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
28 Sep 2018
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"As I was saying," Curly continues with a pointed glare in Ryan's direction. "It's my honor to join the two of you in unholy matrimony. The rules are simple, you'll live together, plan one date each, and cherish each other. Til week do you part."
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03 Mar 2024
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After a few minutes, long enough that it would look like a gentle attempt to change the subject, Wrench said, my father taught me H-U-N-T-I-N-G.
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- Part 17 of Wolves
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03 Dec 2023
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run away to the future by dckgraysons
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
23 Mar 2023
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When the Mandalorian lands in Mos Pelgo again, he is changed.
Of course, he looks the same from the outside – all that armour does its job – but Cobb’s always had a feel for these things. Especially in people he...well.
(Or, a love story told through meals.)Series
- Part 1 of life goes on
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01 Oct 2023
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ain't nothing but a four-letter word by susiecarter for gaialux
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)
02 Nov 2019
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Daryl gets hurt.
It ain't nothing, really.
(Except for some reason, Rick don't seem to see it that way.)
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16 Jun 2023
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blown open to a blank page by susiecarter for nununununu
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV)
30 Mar 2023
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"Mando—what in the ten hells's happened to you?"
And Din stares up blankly, abruptly cold all over, heart a knot in his chest, with the taste of his own blood in his mouth.
It's Cobb.
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12 Jun 2023
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Years later, when about a dozen regulations had been changed and the combined nagging of their friends proved too much, John would make a speech at their wedding – which they were absolutely not calling a wedding – in which he said it made perfect sense that their first kiss had been an accident.
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- Part 1 of Accidental Courtship
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11 Jun 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
I mean, why would I pity you? You’re in love with me, which shows excellent taste and should be praised not pitied