P3zt
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Super awesome bad things fic!!! (You will cry) (jokefic) by P3zt
Fandoms: Bad Things (Roblox)
18 Feb 2026
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I played bad things recently and this is how I'm gonna express my love for it until I get motivated to write good fic
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Pest kinda abandoned everyone when he ended up being a cannibal (or something like that this AU makes no sense but some people like it so stfu)
Poob being the kind little bitch they are, was the only one to check on him, and poob just now realized
They have been pest's only human interaction in god knows how fucking long
Series
- Part 3 of The goofy ahh pest cannibal au 👍
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Its winter, you can't skateboard in the snow, so skate finds a solution, that happens to be VERY inconvenience and annoying for boombox
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banhammer gets overwhelmed by work and fear of disappointing his family so he turns to his momma for comfort.
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- English
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- 218
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- 1/1
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*glares at you with my FOUR BLUE ORBS* (placeholder title, please make a better title.) by P3zt
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
15 Jan 2026
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I have a headcannon that ban hammer is blind as SHIT
because he's so used to wearing the blindfold that his eyes are just not pulling their damn weight
But he refuses to wear glasses because he thinks they look stupid and he wants to be the big strong warden man
So this is him acting wearing glasses for once and medkit is there because I love my medhammer :)))- Language:
- English
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- 143
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
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- 152
Recent series
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Randomly having ideas to kill characters <3 (not angst) by P3zt
Fandom Forsaken (Roblox), Regretevator (Roblox)
30 Nov 2025
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I am the willing victim of a cannibal by Anonymous
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
27 Jan 2026
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When an experiment goes wrong, Subspace finds himself craving something more than just normal inphernal food. He finds himself craving inphernals. Their blood, their flesh, their body.
His hunger wasn't satiated after the first meal. Nor the second. It was like an empty void in his stomach, that ached, screamed, cried.
And it hurt.
Subspace was just so, so very hungry.
or..
Subspace accidentally makes himself become cannibalistic, and the other phighters have to stop him from devouring the Inpherno.
ts is pure crack.
crack treated seriously trust
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- English
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- 16,240
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 15
- Kudos:
- 88
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Bookmarked by P3zt
15 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
BABABABABABBA SILLY CANNIBAL SCIENTIST MAN LOOK AT HIM HE IS CREATURE WAAA
(its two am I'm going feral over this fic) -
slingshot dies a tragic death via banhammer being a big back ft. skateboard crying by Anonymous
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
19 Aug 2025
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banhammer puts slingshot in a taco and eats him. don’t ask i think it was a dream i had that i woke up in the middle of the night to write down
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- English
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- 216
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- 1/1
- Collections:
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- 3
- Kudos:
- 17
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Bookmarked by P3zt
15 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I fucking cried over this
I think this fic makes you feel emotions you aren't meant to feel -
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Medkit decides that Boombox is a good enough friend to know one of his closest kept secrets. Boombox is just along for the ride.
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Mephone is relaxing, enjoying his day casually, as ever. Per usual.
Until, it’s brought to his attention it’s, ‘Father’s Day!’..
His mind wanders to bad places.(TW’S IN THE TAGS!)‼️
Series
- Part 2 of The MP4 Angst Trilogy