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    Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.

    That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.

     

    Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…

    [Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Something about how one guy's eyes were completely yellow, how the reservation was made under the name of 'Lucifer Morningstar' and the non-ironically vintage clothing on the beaming man lovingly addressed as 'Angel'.

    And she was pretty sure that the sign above the counter hadn't been touched for years. In her memory, before 5 pm it was 'borscht’ - but now it reads 'wine' as a 'soup of the day'.

     

    The story had been revised, rewritten and betaed. I also added few hundred words here and there. The older version was moved to 'Chapter 2'.
    Last edited on 16.09.22

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    01 Feb 2026

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    After Aziraphale stepped on that elevator and chose Heaven, Crowley wallowed in a haze of alcohol and sleep and somehow found his way to America where he got a teaching job. Turns out he's good at it, and the kids adore him, so he decides to see it out until the end figuring he never has to return to London.

    But then his after school club has a chance to compete in a contest in London, and soon he finds himself heading back to the place that brought him so much pain. He figures he'll be safe since Aziraphale is still in Heaven, but there are surprises in store as soon as he steps foot back on English soil.

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    27 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very nice Alt-post-S2 fic. Lots of in jokes if you know where to look for them…

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    Chloe is mildly concerned when her partner did not turn up for (paper)work.

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    26 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A brilliantly funny little work. The fact I would have loved to have seen TE and DT actually do that scene between Lucifer and Crowley tickles my fancy 😆