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Six months into her pregnancy, the Queen suddenly becomes obsessed with following the pre-natal care handbook to the letter. The King is understandably concerned.
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The Curious Case of Tim Drake's Broken Fangs by OneshotPrincess
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
08 Jul 2024
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“A Tuesday doesn’t result in shattered teeth, Tim,” Dick sounds amused. Bruce’s son is only sixteen with an eternity of fanglessness in front of him, and Dick sounds amused.
“I was hoping it’d get better sooner rather than later, and I wouldn’t have to bring it up at all.”
Bruce and Dick share a look. Dick clears his throat. “Tim. Buddy,” he says very, very gently. “It’s not going to, uhh, get better.”
Or, vampire Tim shatters his fangs. Vampire dad Bruce tries to deal with it.
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- Part 2 of Batdad vs Super Sex Ed
- Part 2 of vampire fun
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Tim considers the necklace in Bruce's hands, before narrowing his eyes. “This is for a girl,” he says flatly, and Bruce tries not to wince. Yes it is, but doesn’t Tim–? Has he misjudged the situation after all?
Useless words try to escape his mouth–‘It’s okay to be a girl, you know’ fighting with ‘Well, boys can wear pendants, too.’ None of them feel right and probably none of them are helpful.
“It was my mother’s,” Bruce says instead.
Or, Bruce notices a few things about his new Robin and tries to help in his own way.
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Bruce is standing in front of the mirror, looking at where his reflection should be, when Clark asks suddenly, apropos of nothing: “Does it ever bother you? That you can’t drink my blood?”
“No,” Bruce replies, both automatically and truthfully. The question surprises him. “Does it bother you?”
“Maybe,” Clark says mulishly. “A little.”
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- Part 1 of vampire fun
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The Batman's Guide to Solving Super Sex Ed by OneshotPrincess
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics)
20 Nov 2023
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Theoretically, Bruce knew that Damian is grown up now, that he’s had a girlfriend—girlfriends?— in the past. But still. Nothing could have prepared him for this.
Bruce Wayne, the Batman, the World’s Greatest Detective, takes a moment to properly comprehend the sight before him.
Damian, lying supine on the bed, Jon, braced on his knees over him, one hand holding up his weight and the other…down…
Or: Bruce Wayne walks in on his son and his boyfriend and proceeds to have a crisis about it. No one except Tim is any help at all.
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- Part 1 of Batdad vs Super Sex Ed
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Batdad vs Super Sex Ed by OneshotPrincess
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics)
08 Jul 2024
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unrelated AUs featuring Bruce and the mortifying ordeal of raising teenagers. NOT set in the same universe.
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unrelated vampire AUs that i wrote just for fun. NOT set in the same universe
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Persona 5 prompt fills from Tumblr
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BNHA Tumblr Prompts by OneshotPrincess
Fandom Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Nov 2019
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Astarion still liked her even after he found out about the Urge. He still likes her, now, even as he sits just far enough away from her that their shoulders aren’t quite touching.
The thing is that Lenore loves him. Lenore loves Astarion more than she imagines she has ever loved anything, ever, past life of missing memories be damned. And it doesn’t matter if she wants to curl up against him. She doesn’t want to make him uncomfortable—it’s not something he wants, he’d said—and her own hands are too stained with blood for her to even try.
She’ll take it in stride. She’ll only touch him when he initiates it, and even then she will hold her breath until it’s gone.
She loves him, is the thing. She’s not going to do that to him.
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or: The Dark Urge doesn't know how to ask for comfort. Astarion figures it out along the way.
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It has only been a few days since Astarion confessed his machinations. Only a few days since he broke her heart. Tav doesn't know what they are now. Certainly not lovers, not anymore. They never were, really; just manipulator and victim.
And now Astarion is in trouble. Serious trouble. Tav knows that she should just walk away, but she can't. Even after everything he has done to her, she can't leave him to suffer alone.
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"Gods,” she hissed finally. Her expression crumpled into despair a moment before she buried her face in her hands to hide the fresh tears that came with it. “I made you say please.”
Raevan suffers a few belated realisations. Astarion is quick to set her straight.
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Sometimes Astarion needs a little distraction to keep himself from drinking too much of Tav's blood.
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“Astarion, I tried-,”
“Well, you've done a fine job. Truly, phenomenal work,” he sneered. His face was twisted into a scowl, the angriest she’d ever seen him. “Now the Orthon’s free to traipse back to the shadows, and I’m left with nothing. No information about my scars, no leads on where to turn now, and no idea why I’m wasting my time with you!”
When taking down Yurgir doesn't quite go as planned, Raevan finds herself making a great many more deals than she's comfortable with. Gods damn it, all she'd been trying to do was keep Astarion safe.