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    Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    In the perfect world, Hatake Kakashi doesn't exist.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    “-Can you swap with Sukuna at will?”

    “Sukuna?”

    Sukuna tuned back in at the sound of his name reverberating from the brat. He didn’t especially like to deal with sorcerers, not without a fight. And he certainly didn’t think doing so at the moment was a good idea for his sanity or that fragile box of rage he was keeping carefully tucked away.

    In for five. Out for eight. Breathe.

    “Yeah, that curse you ate?”

    “Oh, uh. Mm-hm, yeah, I think I can do that.”

    NO. 

    “Okay! Give us like-”

    “Uh, actually, he says.. No?”

    "...He says no?"

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    Or: SIkuna is not supposed to be alive right now. Or as alive as this even is, sealed in multiple bits of his own flesh. This should not be happening. At all. He'd thought he made it clear that this was the opposite of what he wanted happening.

    Kenjaku- When I catch you Kenjaku-

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Megumi was close, closer than ever to saving his sister from the curse of the Culling Games. Yet it all slipped through his fingers. Now, he finds himself in a foreign land with no way home, burdened with his own curse of failure. Would he be the medicine to this ailing world, or its poison? Or shall he remain nothing more than water—cursed to forever be in the background.

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    27 Jan 2026