OldWorldMonkey
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“It makes no difference how many peaks you reach if there was no pleasure in the climb.”
― Oprah WinfreySeries
- Part 3 of A Very Normal AU
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The year is 3001 T.A., the night of Bilbo's farewell party, and Gandalf realizes Bilbo's old ring is the One Ring and that there is no time to waste for the free peoples of Middle Earth. And, luckily for him, a ragtag team of young hobbits is willing to take the Ring away from Shire, first thing in the morning...
or: fixing Lotr's biggest plot hole with cardboard and chewing gum
or: Lord of the Rings if it was just a hobbit walking party
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In this one, the Prince of Greenwood is a Literal Baby yet that doesn’t stop him from joining the Fellowship and taking part in the greatest Quest of the Middle-earth’s Third age! But what will happen when Legolas’ needs get in the way of achieving the Mission Lord Elrond sent the Fellowship on? How will the Fellowship keep up with Legolas’ demanding eating and sleeping schedule? How will they manage his hygiene? Also, who can carry Legolas’ the longest, who sings the softest lullabies, and who doesn’t get jealous even though they’re not the youngest member of the Fellowship anymore? But seriously, can the Fellowship’s Quest ever succeed with a literal baby in their ranks?
or: Fellowship of the Ring but Legolas is a literal baby
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Beleg’s Paradox (In the Happily Ever After Land) by OldWorldMonkey
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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In Alternate Reality, where One Ring granted a certain elf’s wish, the World looks very much different from what you and your friends are used to. How will you adapt to these new circumstances? Can Boromir live with the fact that he has become a stranger in a strange land, so to speak? Will Legolas’ and Aragorn’s relationship suffer or get stronger when an unexpected surprise is revealed? And most of all, who is the handsome and charismatic sex cult leader and why should you join?
AU standalone story. Sequel to ‘What Happens Next’.
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- Part 2 of A Very Normal AU
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And from That Mountain a Waterfall by OldWorldMonkey
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Mar 2025
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A story in which the Mountain breaks down and confess and, somehow, it changes everything.
or: the author couldn’t bear to see the ending of ‘The Mountain and the Viper’ once again, so they wrote this crap instead. Enjoy!
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A Very Normal AU by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jan 2026
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Crack & Smut one-shots centered around Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas; just boys having some wholesome fun together! Various pairings and kinks in each story so mind the tags please!
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- 14,696
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Experienced (What's Fangirling, Precious?) by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom Free (Band), Jimi Hendrix Experience, Rock Music RPF
21 Apr 2024
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- 3,304
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- 2
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Ramble On (Dean Winchester in Middle-earth) by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom Supernatural, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
19 Feb 2025
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1. main story is self-contained T-rated /angst&fluff heavy/ MGiME
2. Boromir POV occasionally to help me think about motivations
3. extended scenes & chapters (added explicit content)
4. the weird AU nobody asked for. completely standalone- Words:
- 189,923
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- 4
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- 15
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You Ain't Seen Knotting Yet! by OldWorldMonkey
Fandom Supernatural, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
04 May 2023
- Words:
- 77,500
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- 1
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Life and Honor by NoOne0_o
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Jan 2022
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After killing the Mad King, Jaime Lannister is forced to take the black. He expects a life of tedium and misery, but upon finding an unlikely friend in Mance Rayder, realizes the world doesn’t end at the Wall—while discovering it’s possible to question common perceptions of honor without rejecting morality entirely.
As Jaime finds a place in the Night’s Watch, he grapples with evidence of an impossible threat mounting far to the north.
- Language:
- English
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- 446,121
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,769
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- 3,151
- Bookmarks:
- 1,297
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Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
08 Jan 2026
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brilliant characterizations, wonderful worldbuilding, satisfying story arch developments & conclusions, so full of life
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.
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- Part 7 of Harry Potter works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,355
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 1,196
- Kudos:
- 42,871
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Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
16 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
the one with unabashedly flamboyant Draco & pet snake
Angst to Fluff
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Strange Bedfellows by orphan_account, ravenclawsquill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2016
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When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.
A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.
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Concerning a Bus Stop by normancrane
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
13 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by OldWorldMonkey
02 Dec 2025