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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Steve wakes from the ice to a world where there are VHS tapes of people urinating on each other for sexual pleasure.

    Turns out, he likes it.

    After a nice dinner in California with Tony where they talk about their big feelings, it's nice to find out that Tony likes it too.

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    20 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.

    Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.

    Wade compliments him in a very particular way.

    This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.

    Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.

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    19 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”

    Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.

    Hollander.

    Doesn’t ring a bell.


    Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?

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    19 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "Stop asking me if it's okay. If I want it. You're always, like—whatever. I'm not one of your fucking girls, okay? If I don't like it, I'll stop you. I can make you stop."

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    27 Jan 2026