OffToNewPastures
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Golden Hour by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Dec 2020
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“Okay, now go sit over there,” Peter instructs, pointing to the armchair. “Where the sun is.”
“Me?” Ben says, raising an eyebrow.
“You’re my subject, Uncle Ben. Come on! It’s the golden hour! You gotta hurry, before we lose the light!”
“So you were paying attention last week,” Ben chuckles as he drops into the chair. He leans forward, elbows on his knees. “You got your shot all lined up? You want me to do a fancy pose or anything?”
Peter peeks through the viewfinder at Ben, in his worn jeans and his favourite plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up, his sandy hair perpetually rumpled no matter how many times he smooths it down and a warm smile creasing his broad face all the way up to the corners of his kind brown eyes. “No,” he decides, “Just stay exactly like that, okay?”
“Okay, honey,” Ben says. “I will.”
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In a life without a lot of constants, Peter Parker finds comfort in preserving moments with the people he loves most through the lens of his camera.
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Take it easy, take it easy by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Aug 2020
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“Tony," Rhodes groans, "I am begging you. Please just explain your thought process to me, man. I want to understand where you’re at.”
“Well, honey bear, it’s simple. Kid needs a home. I have a home. I need another pair of hands to help take care of this baby. The kid has hands.”
“Yeah, okay.” Rhodes rolls his eyes. “You didn’t answer my first question. What makes you think he’ll even want to live with you?”
Tony raises an eyebrow. “I told you,” he says, as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world, “Morgan likes him, and he likes Morgan. Plus, we bonded. In space.”
“Okay!” Rhodes throws up his hands in resignation. “Okay. I give up. Whatever. Adopt Spider-Man. Jesus Christ."
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Peter survives the Snap only to find he's alone once again, and Tony Stark steps off the Benatar to find James Rhodes holding his month-old daughter with Pepper nowhere in sight. At first it's an arrangement of convenience and mutual grief. Someday, God willing, it might become a family.
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From the Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Virginia "Pepper" Potts by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Jul 2020
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“You know. Spider-Man.” Tony takes a nonchalant bite of his pasta.
“Who?” Pepper repeats.
“It’ll come to you, honey.”
Suddenly, it does. “The creepy sticky one!” Pepper exclaims, with a snap of her finger. “How does he do that, anyways?”
“Oh, wait till I relay that little gem, he’ll die of embarrassment,” Tony guffaws.
Pepper frowns. “Why? He’s probably heard worse. If you’re going to crawl around in spandex you’ve got to have a thicker skin than that.”
“He’s young,” Tony says airily, waving his hand. “He’ll grow into it.”
That’s nice, Pepper thinks. Mentoring a young superhero seems pretty harmless, out of all the things Tony could be using to distract himself right now.
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Before she can process what's happening, Pepper becomes the newest member of the Spider-Man fan club.
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- Part 3 of The Idiotverse
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 May 2020
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Somehow it sneaks up on her - sneaks up on both of them.
“Good lord, Potts,” May says. She reaches over to dig her spoon into Pepper’s mint chocolate chip ice-cream. “I think we’re friends.”
Getting ice-cream together at a cute little parlor in the Bronx and trading theories about who killed Jason Blossom on Riverdale isn’t just a routine touch-base, Pepper realizes. It’s a friend thing. They’re doing a friend thing.
“Wow,” is all she can say. “We are.”
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May Parker, Pepper Potts, the adorable mutant teenage vigilante they're co-parenting, and the road to a beautiful friendship.
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- Part 2 of The Idiotverse
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Mr. Stark's Home for Idiot Teenagers by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Dec 2019
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Peter is there, slumped over the kitchen island, slowly cramming spoonfuls of Double Chocolate Cookie Crisp into his mouth, hair tousled and sticking up every which way, and Tony realizes with sudden clarity that he’s fighting a losing battle. Maybe not today, maybe he can put it off for a while, but someday he’s just going to have to give up and love this ridiculous kid.
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In which Tony Stark learns object lessons about love, sacrifice, death, friendship, and parenthood; and makes his peace with the unfortunate reality that his penthouse will be crawling with asshole teenagers every weekend for the foreseeable future. Follows canon...loosely. Ahem.
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- Part 1 of The Idiotverse
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The Idiotverse by OffToNewPastures
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Jul 2020
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Destination Party at Rainbow Road by Cryptographic_Delurk
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
17 Sep 2020
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Yuugi has had a trying birthday week, and when Atem isn’t able to get together a birthday present, Yuugi asks him to ask Jounouchi out for them instead.
Atem is not particularly well suited for this task. Especially when Jounouchi is so easily distracted by girls, and pudding, and video games.
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08 Feb 2021
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Mokuba's probably gotten as much as he can out of his American interlude. Jonouchi flies out to bring him home, and the net sum of the news he brings is...mostly positive. | Mokuba's done more than enough time. Seto drives out to bring him home, and the news he holds out on is...mostly positive.
Post-canon/DSoD. Multiple timelines.
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17 Dec 2020
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so happy together by orphan_account for pookie_mulder
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 May 2020
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“Tony Fucking Stark,” is what slips out, because Ben really has no control over his mouth. “By which I mean, hi, Tony Fucking Stark, please, what are you doing in my house? Or, like. At my house. Outside my door, knocking on it.” G-d, he sounds like Peter. No wonder where he got it from, poor kid.
He has just enough awareness to hear Mejía throw a strikeout and literally cannot stop himself from yelling, “Oh, yeah, that’s my man!”
Tony Fucking Stark blinks once, then says, “I can’t believe that I have met so many people—so many people—over the course of my life, and yet this is literally the best first impression anyone has ever made.”
That’s where it starts, really.
or, ben parker calling tony stark a twink for 13k words
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- Part 6 of it is you i love more than anyone
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09 Aug 2020
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This is my emotional support fic and I've read it like six times AHSHDGDGDGSHAJAKA
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jambalaya (please be my baby) by eurydicees
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel (2019)
22 Jun 2019
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Loving Maria comes easier than anything else ever did. Carol won't say she wants to be more than friends, not when she has so much to lose, but she'll tell her in everything but name.
AKA Carol tests out pet names, Maria gets pregnant, and they fall a bit more in love.
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The Midlife Crisis of Seto Kaiba by Fortune_Maiden
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2019
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A series of strange projects and worrying headlines sends Yugi and his friends to KaibaCorp with a burning question.
“Ain’t 23 kinda young for a midlife crisis?”
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13 Jul 2020