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Data Loss by Coldspark (Not_a_User)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
07 Aug 2025
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The Decepticons are deadset on collecting all the Energon they can, Megatron's an idiot and Starscream's sure he's missing something.
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- Part 2 of Incandescence
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Being Second in command isn't easy. Starscream bends, but refuses to break. Character study for Incandescence!Starscream.
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- Part 1 of Incandescence
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Harry Potter and The Maguffin by Scion Of Merlin (Not_a_User)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2022
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Philosopher's stone rewrite
Nobody likes to talk to Harry, because he is a Freak. At least snakes don't mind talking to freaks. They're really nice too.
In which Harry talks to snakes almost all the time, and may or may not have let one move into his cupboard during the winter
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According to all laws of physics GLaDOS knew of, Chell should have not been able to slip through walls. Mostly, because Chell was not a neutrino. Chell does so anyway, because mute lunatics don't care what physics says.
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Hostile Intelligence by The Facility (Not_a_User)
Fandoms: Portal (Video Game), Terminator (Movies)
19 Jun 2021
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The events of Portal 2 have come to a close, GLaDOS sends Chell on her way to freedom, but something clearly isn't right.
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- Part 1 of Killer Robots and Cake
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Incandescence by Coldspark (Not_a_User)
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
07 Aug 2025
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Sometimes you need a bright light to guide your way. Sometimes that light incandesces against the void of space.
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Killer Robots and Cake by Not_a_User, The Facility (Not_a_User)
Fandom Portal (Video Game), Terminator (Movies)
19 Jun 2021
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The Portal / Half life world meets the world of Terminator. Black Mesa build an AI in response to GLaDOS, causing Judgement Day
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Megatron Doesn't Understand Seekers by Deceptive_Writer (EndlessVacantMind)
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
15 Nov 2025
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Megatron doesn't know a single thing about seekers. Lucky for him, there's a trine that begrudgingly explains things to him. With a dash of romance.
Currently in hiatus
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Bookmarked by Not_a_User
19 Jan 2025
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Lab Partners by Celaeno
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Portal (Video Game)
27 Jan 2018
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In which GLaDOS gets the best surprise ever, Shockwave gets a kick in the pants to solve the ‘whoops the AllSpark exploded and our species is going to die out' issue, and the Oracle Turret keeps being dead-on (but obtuse).
Bookmarked by Not_a_User
06 Jan 2025
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There are reasons why Seekers Trine up in the first place.
The main one is that a seeker's wing are vitally important to their survival, need intense maintenance, and can't be effectively worked on by their own bearer. Especially on the backside.
Starscream might have been able to fool his own Trine as he slowly drifted away from them.
And he might have managed to keep his wings and back in good shape while doing that through his inventively.But when a rust-inviting wear develops in his wing hinges, other Seekers noticed.
That was only the start, though.
OR:
Seekers Trine for many, many reasons.And Starscream might have decided that he was above it all, but he really, really isn't.
Seekers Trine for reasons.
And Skywarp and Thundercracker need to remind Starscream (and themselves) what these reasons are.
Bookmarked by Not_a_User
27 Dec 2024
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The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?
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- Part 2 of Families and Familiars
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- English
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- 185,091
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- 34/?
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27 Dec 2024
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The end of the war was within reach when disaster struck: Avatar Aang lost his life while energy-bending Ozai. But out of the darkness comes one last chance at hope, because the Avatar spirit was reborn… in Aang's instructors.
Featuring time travel, meta snarking, and Avatar Zuko, Avatar Katara and Avatar Toph deciding to screw the rules and end the war their way.
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- 11/?
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Bookmarked by Not_a_User
11 Jan 2024