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Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule by courfee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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“Excuse me, you what?”
“I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.
James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?
“Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”
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or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again
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04 Oct 2025
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*CURRENTLY EDITING/REWRITING PLZ BEAR WITH ME*
fic inspired by likeafunerall ‘s fanart, I think we’ve all seen them at this point <3 (the ice skating black brothers and James, basketball Remus)
In which James is on the ice hockey team and Regulus is a figure skater and they do not seem to get along.
In which Sirius is on the ice hockey team and Remus is on the basketball team and they do like each other rather quickly.
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Bookmarked by Not_A_Human_Torch
04 Feb 2025
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James meets Regulus in juvie.
Nine years later, James has a new life entirely separate from his past. His friends have no idea he has a criminal record or spent time in foster care. He means to keep it this way.
When Sirius finally decides it's time for James to meet his little brother, they're all in for a shock.
The past is a little harder to leave behind than James bargained for. It follows.
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30 Jan 2025
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25 Oct 2024