NotThatBitch
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Alastor has made many mistakes in his time in Hell. Getting into a bet with the Devil himself might just be one of them. Then again, he shouldn't be surprised. Lucifer, ridiculous angel that he is, seems to get off on wanting to see him beg.
Too bad Alastor is fully hellbent on winning.
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- Part 40 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.
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Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.
He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"
Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.
Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.
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Vox's palms are splayed defensively, “Fuck! We're having sex with Alastor in like 5 minutes!”
Velvette, now fully down the stairs, pauses, “We?”
Vox, sensing his mistake, backpedals, “I just thought it would be fun! Team bonding, y'know! And extension to the veeso-”
“Fine.” She blinks, “But also why???”
“Because he's hot!”
“No.” She watches Val take a lazy drag as he observes the unfolding dumpster fire that is their living room. “I thought we decided he was ace or some shit. Put it on his Hellpedia and everything. God, this is gonna fuck up the-”
“He's sex-curious!” Vox insists, “Like how you fuck me because you're men curious!”
Velvette's voice pitches up, “I am not! men-curious! I've had men!”
They may not be in this together, but they are in this for each other and that's what counts. PWP with a little bit of fluff and drama, Alastor WILL lose his virginity and everybody will have an identity crisis about it.
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THE USE OF MY WORK IN AI.
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Alastor puts out a joint on Vox and verbally degrades him just for the fun of it.