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The Earth Never Forgets by NotSwagetti, We_Ghosts_YesYes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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When a friendly favour turns into an international dilemma, Dehya can't help but be dragged along with it. The General Mahamatra has gone missing, and it's now her job to investigate; or multiple lives will be on the line. They say the past is best left behind, but now exceptions must be made.
Not too far away, Mondstadt is in no better condition. It has been four months since the Fatui attack, and someone just went missing again after being kidnapped. The Acting Grandmaster has exhausted what's left of her resources trying to find him. Teyvat has been searched from Mondstadt to Snezhnaya, and Jean is running out of options.
But can you really find someone who doesn’t want to be found?
//CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN//
Recent bookmarks
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A Treatise on Spatial Intimacy Theory (or, How to Stand Too Close to Your Co-Lecturer and Cause a Cultural Incident) by the_untamed_poet25 for enbytobio
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Jan 2026
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Alhaitham, without breaking eye contact with the offensive document, hums.
“They want us to teach a seminar together.”
There’s a long pause.
Kaveh peeks out from under his arm.
“Together?”
“Yes.”
A beat.
“Us?”
“Yes.”
Another.
“In the same room?”
Alhaitham lowers the paper. “Apparently the Akademiya has developed a theory—tragically untested until now—that our ‘differing pedagogical approaches’ might foster ‘cross-disciplinary innovation and engagement.’”
Or, how two intellectual disasters taught a seminar, destroyed a syllabus, kissed, and accidentally created a fandom.
Series
- Part 30 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 23 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
Bookmarked by NotSwagetti
10 Jan 2026
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Five Times Childe Promised Not to Fall for Lumine (and the One Time He Couldn’t) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Aug 2025
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Five times Childe made a vow he never kept (not to fall for the girl with the star-born laugh—despite plum-sweet smiles, fake anniversaries, breathless confessions, bruised sparring matches, and a chance encounter on Fontaine’s streets). And the one time he finally let go of the lie—and let himself fall.
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- Part 7 of Chilumi / LumiChi Oneshots
Bookmarked by NotSwagetti
09 Dec 2025
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The Earth Never Forgets by NotSwagetti, We_Ghosts_YesYes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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When a friendly favour turns into an international dilemma, Dehya can't help but be dragged along with it. The General Mahamatra has gone missing, and it's now her job to investigate; or multiple lives will be on the line. They say the past is best left behind, but now exceptions must be made.
Not too far away, Mondstadt is in no better condition. It has been four months since the Fatui attack, and someone just went missing again after being kidnapped. The Acting Grandmaster has exhausted what's left of her resources trying to find him. Teyvat has been searched from Mondstadt to Snezhnaya, and Jean is running out of options.
But can you really find someone who doesn’t want to be found?
//CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN//
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It's supposed to be a clear-cut, foolproof plan; train the unsuspecting, naive girl into Princess Lumine, charm her supposed twin brother Prince Aether into thinking she's his long-lost twin, grab the rewards, and they all live happily ever after.
Yet the girl certainly has a mind of her own, and Childe's not one to shy away from the face of a challenge.
Bookmarked by NotSwagetti
03 Dec 2025
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""Good, because I would love nothing more than to waltz with the starlight princess of Mondstadt." He mused sweetly, pressing a second kiss to the back of her hand that felt like tantalizing electricity against her smooth skin.
Starlight princess.
That was the nickname given to her-- and her brother respectively as 'starlight prince'-- by the subjects of Mondstadt, and it so happened to have spread across Teyvat in renown of her beauty. She never really took a liking to it, but something about the way that it rolled off the prince's tongue changed that sentiment in an instant."
In a world where the nations of Teyvat are kingdoms and Lumine is a princess, she finds herself in the unlikely scenario of being courted by the mysterious Prince Childe Tartaglia from the formerly isolated kingdom of Snezhnaya
Bookmarked by NotSwagetti
03 Dec 2025