NotSoMetalKnightmare



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    A crack crossover between Steven Universe and Kirby:
    What if the Gems landed on Popstar?
    What if Kirby was half-gem?
    What if...

    "META KNIGHT FUCKED PINK DIAMOND?"

    Read to find out...

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    Stories set in Stopwatch verse

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    Ethan Reed, once an ordinary young man from Earth, is mysteriously transported to the vibrant world of Pokémon. Stranded and bewildered, he spends over a year in an untamed forest, surviving and adapting to his new reality while waiting for rescue. During this time, he creates a small plot of land for himself and the surrounding Pokémon, cultivating a farm of berry trees, a secluded meadow, and a rough shelter.

    One fateful day, Ethan is rescued by an experienced Pokémon Ranger, who helps him reach Eterna City. There, Ethan is welcomed by the community of Pokémon trainers, nurses, and League officials after his harrowing experience. Despite their warm reception, Ethan feels out of place and uncertain about his future in this unfamiliar world.

    Crossposted on Royalroad, Scribblehub, and Spacebattles.

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    20 Sep 2024

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    Alternatively Titled: Spamton's Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul.

    After so many years of static and noise, Spamton’s mind is finally clear. In the quiet that follows, he begins to gather the scattered pieces of who he once was, trying to rebuild something real with Tenna right beside him.

    For the first time in forever, the universe seems to give him a second chance.

    (Based on @owlgams "Post Neo Clarity Sucks Ass" AU.)

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    09 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    Behold! The King of The Koopas Bowser has found himself in the world of my hero academia and as he learns of Hero society he has one goal: BECOME THE NUMBER 1 VILLAIN! He’ll show these chumps how it’s done! GRAHAHAHAHA!

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  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    While the heroes are off adventuring in church, to the citizens of Castle Town, it is just another day. Left behind, they make their own fun.

    For Seam, it is business as usual. Until an unexpected visitor arrives, bringing chaos into the Seap as its very own part-time menace. Throughout the day they serve many odd customers, discuss their thoughts on the world, and drink copious amounts of tea.

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    That left Rouxls tough out of luck. If he had no ideas, he doubted any average Darkner would know anything, and as insightful as Tenna and Spamton could be, he figured telling them would only make it worse. Tenna might do something as bold as putting Rouxls on bedrest or telling him to take a day off! Mortifying. Downright evil. Rouxls would never. Not unless it was on his own accord, of course, because he could take breaks whenever he wanted! He just… didn’t want to. The idea of being away from Tenna or Spamton for too long while they worked alone was making that nausea creep up again, so he doubted it’d do anything good for the plague that Rouxls was battling.

    Only one option, then! Keep on working.

     

    Or: Rouxls has two problems, and their names are Tenna and Spamton. He's handling it very well, if you must know.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    *stares at Rouxls* wowwee….. he has the tism AND the gay AND the demi? pick a struggle #relatable /silly
    Anyways I am now incorporating those headcannons into my worldview, thank you

    Left off on Chapter 7