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I Wish I Could Punch You In The Typeface by glitterary
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
23 Jul 2025
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‘I’m not illiterate,' I said, defensively. ‘I can read.’
I know you can read, said ART. We read One Hundred Light-Years of Solitude together last week and your analysis was very insightful. It paused. It never occurred to me that you might not be able to generate written messages in hardspace.
It's Iris' birthday, and everyone really wants SecUnit to sign her card. There's just one small problem with that.
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13 Feb 2026
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i'm watching your back by lunaTactics for AnxiousEspada, FiannlyPhoebe
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 May 2021
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The refugee called Human One knows three things about SecUnits:They watch so closely they almost know what you’re thinking.
They can move faster than your flinch.
If they decide you have to die, then that’s it for you.The refugee called Human One thinks three things about the person who tumbled into the cargo module she and her fellow escapees are trapped in, ready to save them:
They stand tall and steady.
They talk like they care.
They act like they can trust her.Human One is about to reconcile what she thinks and what she knows with the end of a gun.
(The rescue scene in Fugitive Telemetry from the refugee's perspective.)
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13 Feb 2026
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The doctor makes a last-ditch effort— not to save Oakhurst from Owen, but to save Owen from himself.
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22 Jan 2026
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Vampires SMP AU where Legs and Pyro are the starting vampires. Medical malpractice ensues.
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12 Jan 2026
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When Louis awoke, he awoke cold. He couldn’t move, and when he broke through to the surface he realised just how long he had been asleep for.
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Louis wakes up, completely gatecrashes the first proper Bloodletting interaction and swoons Legundo so hard the trio figure out how to escape Oakhurst alive. Your welcome
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- Part 1 of Trustbites AU
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28 Dec 2025
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wood shavings and paint fumes by hn_undercover for seablingsfanclub (stargrimoire)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
24 Dec 2025
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"If you wanted flowers, wouldn't it have been easier to just buy wallpaper?"
"Well, yeah, but where's the fun in that? This way is way more fun!"
"I think it's a great idea, Shelby."
"I think Scott is going to burst a blood vessel..."
"Why do you think it's so great?"OR:
Shelby, Scott, Pyro, and Owen (begrudgingly) renovate a mansion together! Shenanigans ensue.
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24 Dec 2025
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Scott knew he probably had the biggest, softest smile on his face, but he really didn’t care.
Nobody who feared him would be in the nest, anyway. And he felt like he was entitled to be grinning like a maniac when both of his fledglings had, by some miracle of nature, both turned into bats at the same time.
~~~Tldr; both fledglings turn into bats for the first time.
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- Part 3 of The Childe Verse
- Part 3 of City's VSMP Fics
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22 Dec 2025
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An alternate reality where Owen breaks down at the lake beacon when Scott pressures him. Based on thespacesay idea!!
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You will need to read MCWDYDTTY to understand!!
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- Part 2 of The Childe Verse
- Part 2 of City's VSMP Fics
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22 Dec 2025
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My series of fics featuring fledglings as a Vampire thing that happens when you're turned.
Please be aware that all stories are about the characters, not the content creators!!
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22 Dec 2025
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Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.
He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"
Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.
Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.
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21 Dec 2025
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"Martyn froze. His thoughts raced as the two beasts stared him down...
There were so little options. He could not fight. He could run. He could. But he wouldn’t get far. Maybe if he called for help someone might hear? Then again, he might just die before they arrive. And then all he’d have done is lured some poor sucker to their death. No matter what scenario he ran through in his head it always ended the same way. Dead, alone in the middle of nowhere. Torn apart by two supernatural freaks who might just eat his corpse afterwards. Like a rabbit cornered by two hungry wolves."
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Two nights after arriving in Oakhurst, Martyn finds himself lost in the woods with Avid. Things take a turn for the worst.
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- Part 1 of VSMP Starter Swap AU
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21 Dec 2025
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Avid rushes out into the centre of town, stake in hand, Drift on his tail, and Apo not far behind. The townsfolk – vampires and humans alike – hover at the edges, some taking refuge from the furious, bloody figure on the steps of the tavern, others sticking close to the beacon’s tower, using the strength to their benefit. As he comes to a skidding stop, the figure looks up, and Owen bares his fangs, eyes flashing crimson.
“Who is this?” He snarls, throwing an arm out to the mutilated corpse beneath him. “And what were they doing in my forest?”
Swallowing fearfully, Avid slowly but surely drops his gaze. There, crumpled beneath the vampire lays a body. It’s split, twisted wrongly with bones poking out at angles Avid’s certain they should never be bent to. At his side, Apo curses weakly, muttering out a headcount whilst Drift sucks in a horrified breath. There’s too much blood to tell who it could possibly be, but one thing is for certain; that person is well and truly dead.
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Or: Avid opens a... "bakery", Cleo becomes the somewhat official mayor of Oakhurst, and the town puts aside their differences with the vampires as a war brews steadily on the horizon.
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- Part 1 of Sleepy's VSMP fics <3
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16 Dec 2025
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In the quiet stillness of the middle of the woods, Legundo just stayed silent as he let Owen let out apologies for a man who’d been gone for centuries. It’s the way that Owen trembles in his arms, the way he hides away his sobs in his chest, that made the realization of just how much his sire had meant to him.
“I follow no sire,” Owen had said, the venom in his voice before wasn’t out of anger from the conversation, it was more akin to something like mourning, Legundo realized far too late.
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Or: Owen has a breakdown, Legundo picks up the pieces
(Title from "Tongues & Teeth" by The Crane Wives)
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- Part 2 of VSMP One-Shots
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13 Dec 2025
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[Legundo was a tactical man. It came from being a soldier and a doctor, he was precise and calculating, his hands never wavered over the task he assigned himself, he cut straight and true.
Death was a disease, one that had consumed humanity and spoilt their ranks. After he’d found the cure - once he’d ascended into something greater - he’d set his sights on fixing them. His fangs were his solution, his claws were his scalpels, his eyes were sharper than even his youth had allowed, his senses could pick up on sluggishly beating hearts and illness wracked lungs.
“Let me help you.” He said.
He was always met with a ‘yes’ or a ‘thank you’ in reply.
“Let me help you.” He offered his hand to Owen.
The human looked up at him past long filthy hair. “No.” He growled.
“No?” Legundo tilted his head. He hadn’t heard that in a long time.
Owen hit his hand away, the motion set off pain through his arm and he winced but he kept his glare steady as he met the vampire’s eye. “No.” He repeated. “I don’t want your help.”]---
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---Legundo is the vampire and Owen still doesn't want his cure.
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13 Dec 2025
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When Scott wakes up and discovers some invador in his territory he isn't happy. In fact, you could say he would be furious that some upstart vampire has decided to make his territory their home.
Others would say he was envious of the way all those people looked at him but that is simply a lie.
So Scott simply decides to settle this matter in the way he handled them before. He does love a good pyre.Bookmarked by NotNotALizard
13 Dec 2025
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Owen was still salty. Still felt an unending rage towards humanity. But the doctor. The doctor was something else.
What could go wrong with a vampire and a doctor travelling across the country?
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Based on redstonebug ‘s (on tumblr) AU where Owen and Legundo travel together to help people. Just my take on it and how I feel the two would interact. EnjoyBookmarked by NotNotALizard
12 Dec 2025
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He had trusted someone, once.
Once he had met someone, let him in, showed him all of him. He had put his life in his hands. He had trusted him.
Just for him to be killed.Trust is not a thing that will save anyone, trust is just a way for people to betray you. Trust only ever ends in hurt.
(Rewrite of the Blood-Letting scene, a lot of the same dialogue is used)
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12 Dec 2025
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Dies Rationis is an ancient organization that aims to bridge the gap between humans and vampires. They help ones that are willing to work alongside humanity, and destroy ones that threaten it. However, when a young, feral fledgling is recovered by them from a massacre one day, he's given an unlikely chance to change his fate and form a bond he was never given a chance to try before.
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A Vampires SMP AU in which Owen is taken into the organization and becomes their weapon.Series
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12 Dec 2025
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"You do all of that tinkering stuff I don’t understand. My mom would say you’ve got a good head on your shoulders."
Owen arches a brow, "Right, I’m failing to see the relevance?" He asks, rubbing at his face again to try and smooth away the cotton-stuffed pulse in his temples.
"I know you’re clever. So why are you sleeping outside when you’re sick?" Scott leans forward, chin resting on his crossed arms.
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OR; I write the most self indulgent hc driven fic in my LIFE good god these rats GAY and in LOVE and INSECURE
!!do not send to ccs!!
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07 Dec 2025
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The nights we would've had (if it wasn't for the flames) by smutny_technik
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
19 Feb 2026
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What if the life that Louis and Owen dreamed of together didn't burn at the stake?
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- 132,810
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- 49/50
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06 Dec 2025