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    In which Billy Hargrove is a rabid man-eating tiger, Eddie Munson has a very confusing night to add to an increasingly confusing life, and Chrissie Cunningham's taste in music apparently includes at least one song from the British Invasion of the 60s.

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    “Do you remember why you crashed your car?” Steve asks. He pins his gaze on the stretch of black tree limbs against the suede blue of the night sky.

    “I hit a deer,” Billy says shortly.

    “The thing is,” Steve says, he brings his gaze to Billy, “I don’t think you did.”

    Billy scoffs. “What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

    Steve shrugs. “Whatever you hit, it wasn’t a deer.”

    “Oh really?” Billy asks snidely. “Then what was it?”

    “The Monster Squad calls it the Mindflayer.”

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  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    In which Somewhere Else is nearly ten years in the past, Martin curses whoever designed Oxford University, and he has to rely on his boyfriend's not-yet-ex-girlfriend if he wants to find Jon.

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    04 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    The new guy coming into Martin's work keeps on pestering him, but it's fine because he's cute. With every shitty thing going on in Martin's life, a small flirt never hurt anyone, even if Jon is totally out of his league with his ripped jeans and painted nails.

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    Martin, the new clerk at the corner store, refuses to sell Jon his cigarettes because he isn't old enough, and it would be "illegal".
    Thankfully, Jon is stubborn enough not to admit defeat. He just has to keep on trying.

    This isn't about the cigarettes anymore, is it?

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    07 Jul 2025

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    “It’s a preexisting condition,” Jon explains, sipping more bitter tea. “I sort of got—hm. You know Spiderman?”

    Tim raises an eyebrow.

    “Heard of him, yeah.”

    Jon nods, studying his tea.

    “It’s sort of like that,” he says. “A spider killed and ate me when I was a child, and now I can’t stay dead.” 

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    Resurrection isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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    11 Feb 2025