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to have it in your hands (the one thing you wanted all your life) by moonlitprincess for CoffeeAndArrows
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
08 Apr 2025
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"Winter’s Crest was in three weeks and it was occupying far too much of Caleb’s very precious brain space.
This was not something that had ever caused him issue in his life before. Now, however, he had Jester Lavorre in his life. Jester Lavorre, who upon learning about Winter’s Crest was absolutely appalled that celebrating it had been withheld from her for so long and had demanded the Nein reunite for the holiday."
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a very belated christmas* (*winter's crest) fic about the nein celebrating winter's crest, beau and caleb being best friends in their lovingly strange, emotionally stunted way (and also in a not so emotionally stunted way), and some sprinklings of plot about some long-dead dunamancy mages thrown in there too
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26 Jan 2026
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“You are an odd duck Beauregard.”
“No shit,” she takes another drink.
“You talk about how strange and mysterious I am,” Caleb continues, “But you are worse than any of us I think.”
“The fuck do you mean man?” She glares at him. She’s too buzzed to be patient enough for him to get to his point.
“Lionett.”
She freezes.
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It takes Beau 74 episodes to mention her last name, Caleb asks her about it
(Now with bonus surprise sequel chapter!)
(Nevermind I keep adding chapters. This is a collection of Empire Sibling one-shots now)Bookmarked by Nocoolusername
26 Jan 2026
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With Georgie gone, Funn Funerals is in dire need of an assistant. Eric Chapman is between funeral homes at the minute and is in dire need of something to do. An exploration of the summer where Eric is the new Georgie, Antigone weathers a sentimental storm, Rudyard re-ignites a rivalry, and romance blooms in Piffling Vale.
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18 Jan 2026
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Safe Spaces, the Pleasure Principle, and Other Lies From the Chaise Longue by lavinialost (tempestandtea)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
09 Jul 2023
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“Dirk,” Todd turned to him and hissed.
He kept his eyes firmly on the door and plastered on his most believable “everything is fine” smile. “Yes, Todd?”
“At any point while making this appointment, did you actually use the phrase ‘business partner’ to describe our relationship?”
“You know, it’s funny. I can’t quite seem to recall that right now.”
“It’s not funny. He thinks we’re a couple.”
“Yes, I had picked up on that, thank you very much.”
In which Dirk drags Todd to therapy undercover for a case as "business partners" (definitely not anything else), Farah's not sure that's a real thing, and Todd doesn't know enough about therapy to argue either way. What could go wrong?- Language:
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30 Aug 2025
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one septendecillion brass doorknobs by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2020
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The cogs and circuits of the great machine of inter-connectedness are once again in motion. A Thing is missing. In fact, several things are missing, and they have to be returned to their rightful owners. After a whole month of peace and quiet, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency has two whole new cases to solve. And what a fine pair of cases they are.
The journey will start close to home and venture beyond the Earth, far into the cosmos. It will connect an old professor (and his young friend), a paranoid billionaire, world’s worst mercenary and a band of mysterious twenty-somethings in a cool van.
Yes, the Rowdy Three are also there. Yes, there is more than one cool van in this book.
(You can’t go wrong with a cool van)
Read on to discover more of Dirk’s past and Amanda’s future, of the successes and errors of Black Wing supervisor Adams, of unspoken feelings and disappearing music boxes and meanings lost in translation.
Oh, and could there be someone watching this all from behind the reality curtains?..
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24 Aug 2025