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Take It to the Grave and Another Six Feet Deeper by Lady_of_War_and_Heartache
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Nov 2025
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Before he’s even fully aware of it, Angel is throwing on one of his fluffy robes, running through the halls of the hotel, and pounding on Charlie’s door.
“Angel, what’s going on, and can it wait until morning?” Charlie asked, an irate, sleep-masked Vaggie flanking her.
“How did Vox know?”
“Huh? About what?”
“How did Vox know I killed my father?”
Or: Vox's accusations show his hand just a tad too much, and Angel starts asking all the right questions,
Featuring: long-put-off conversations, the benefits of asking for help, and Charlie realizing that while anyone can be redeemed, not everyone wants to be.
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16 Jan 2026
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Months after Shroud's arrest, the defeat of the Red Ring, and welcoming Sonar back onto the team, Mecha Man falls out of the sky again.
But this time, Robert watches it happen from the ground.Or
Robert “Robbie” Robertson the Second encounters a villain with the ability to split timelines and knocks him out of the sky. He wasn’t expecting to wake up to meet his son years in the future - with a Mecha Man suit of his own and a team of ex- villains hanging onto his every word.
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16 Jan 2026
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snippets of me psychoanalyzing the hell and fuck out of robert robertson dispatch. based entirely on My Major Choices because i havent played a second time nor have i watched anyone else play <3
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15 Jan 2026
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Allison Bourdeaux has known she was cooked from the moment her knife had sunken its way into the side of her father’s throat after she had finally grown tired of pretending not to see the bruises on her mother’s skin—had grown tired of having to cover up the bruises on her own skin as well.
Or:
Alastor is actually a teenage girl who winds up in hell and pretends to be an adult man so that she doesn't immediately get slimed out.
Eventually after the events of season 2, she manages to piss off Lucifer so bad that he just like lowkirkenuinely transforms her into her human form as revenge and she gets found out.
That might be an awful summary but it's funny I promise
(Previously titled: "In Which The Radio Demon is actually a 16 Year Old Girl")
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11 Jan 2026
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Struck by a magical spell, Tim Drake cannot lie. The worst part? He can't stop talking.
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06 Jan 2026
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Tim Drake was accustomed to hiding his bruises to protect his secrets. It was an unavoidable aspect of the mission he dedicated himself to.
Not all of them had such noble origins, though. What he never expected was for Bruce Wayne to drop the carefully crafted billionaire act and show the world that his son was the one person you never, ever touch.
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05 Jan 2026
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My Dad Can't Be Batman, He's Not Cool Enough! by PinkParagram
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2026
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A universe where Bruce Wayne is, first and foremost, a dad.
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26 Dec 2025
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Rebellious teenagers don’t get coffee by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Apr 2021
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‘Who’s dead?’ A tinny voice sounded through the phone speaker, ‘it’s five in the fucking morning so someone better be dead.’
‘Jason,’ Dick glared at Tim as if daring him to speak. The younger boy shrunk into himself instinctively.
'Why don’t you tell your hungover little brother about the dangers of hard drugs?’
The other side of the call fell silent and then-
‘Ten minutes.’
The line went dead.
Or: Tim throws a party. Dick's not impressed. Jason just wishes that he wasn't the only person in this family with a functioning brain cell (all drug use is by side characters only).
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30 Nov 2025
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singularity by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, The Boys (TV 2019)
04 Aug 2024
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“Human male, enhanced, mid-forties,” Bruce read out from his tablet, stepping around Homelander’s cot with a brief, surveying look at the man. “Vulnerability to…zinc and other Earth compounds. Minor muscle atrophy noted. Possibly from lack of full development during childhood. Other--”
“The suit is padded,” Clark cut in, staring at Homelander’s legs. “You’re wearing a padded suit?”
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13 Nov 2025
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The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.
When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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- English
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- 25,522
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 31
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- 1,348
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- 12,450
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08 Nov 2025
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Timothy Jackson Drake's Guide to Unwanted Interdimensional Travel.
—🦇—
OR: It's just Tim's luck. Ever since The Incident approximately seven months ago, he's been bouncing between interdimensional universes like a badly programmed pinball and all he wants to do is get home. But if help was coming, wouldn't it have shown up by now?
With no rescue on the horizon or back-up watching his six, this is one mission Tim's going to have to solo.
Wait. Is that a dragon?
... and doesn't this scrawny kid look sort of Sibling Shaped™️ to you?
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- English
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- 14,732
- Chapters:
- 1/5
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- 1
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- 186
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- 588
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09 Oct 2025
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Redrawing the Lines by BirdChild
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 May 2020
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Dick finds out that Damian cut Tim's line.
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- Part 1 of Birds in Their Little Nest
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- English
- Words:
- 11,566
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 297
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- 5,232
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02 Oct 2025
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Trust Fall (Doubt You'll Catch Me) by Lovechraft
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
26 Sep 2025
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It sucked that Tim couldn't trust his family. They had either been his abusers or bystanders, but even when he tried to take himself off their hands, they clung to him like a sticky residue. Trapped, he felt like a mouse beneath a cat's paw, and he knew the only escape would be a clean-cut break with no room for interpretion.
Somehow, they made room for interpretation.
“Bruce,” Tim rasped, his discarded Red Robin suit a thousand pound weight in his hands, clean and ready to go in its case. “You don’t even *like* me.”
The truth dangled between them like a spider’s web clinging to separate walls.To no one’s shock, Batman said nothing. The only sounds in the cave were the shuffling of bats and Tim’s bike rumbling softly at the entrance, waiting patiently for him to make his escape.
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- English
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- 44,204
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 220
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- 1,646
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27 Sep 2025
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I love you more than anything (bio dad au) by iron_spider
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Jan 2026
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The highs and lows of Tony unexpectedly becoming a single dad at 31– from Peter’s early baby years, all the way past the defeat of Thanos
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11 Sep 2025
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
AKA
Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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- English
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- 105,258
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 4,114
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07 Sep 2025
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His Kids, His Life by froot__loopity
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types
12 Jul 2023
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01 Sep 2025
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The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.
There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.
Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?
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a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...
Jason may have a problem.
Less crack-y than it sounds. This is mainly hurt, angst, and reckoning with canon trauma. Comfort will come! There *will* be a happy ending.
[summary updated 1/21/22]
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- Part 1 of Red Robin Hood
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 193,221
- Chapters:
- 34/?
- Collections:
- 33
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- 4,383
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- 12,768
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17 Aug 2025
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Bruce hadn't wanted another son, not after Jason, not after experiencing that hurt.
He hadn't wanted another Robin either, but Tim Drake had something to say about that, which is fine, it can be purely a work relationship...But this time the Drakes have something to say about that.
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Bruce is grieving Jason, having another son wasn't even a thought but one unfortunate night Bruce learns that Tim is being neglected.
Bruce takes the boy in, the purely work relationship turned into father/son. Not only does Bruce start to heal, he feels guilty about it.Or more simply: Bruce is grieving and is guilty about moving on, Tim learns that his parents never had his best interest at heart, Dick is trying his best, and Alfred is doing his best...oh and four and a half years later they learn that Jason is still alive.
What can possibly go wrong? (Everything)Oh and did you know Bruce that you have a biological son?
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17 Aug 2025
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Birds Fly In Different Directions by 24hrdaydreamer
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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Tim Drake has a list of problems that only seems to be getting longer. In fact, his list is starting to look dangerously similar to a CVS receipt...
Or... My take on the Batfam where I follow very little rules but have lots of fun doing not doing so ☺️
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 203,170
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Comments:
- 382
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- 622
- Bookmarks:
- 164
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- 22,953
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17 Aug 2025
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The Best Laid Plans of Robins by Aleena_Pallaz
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman: Hush (2019), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
30 Jun 2025
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Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".
Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.
Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.
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Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.
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- Part 1 of The Best Laid Plans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,532
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 2,650
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- 6,574
- Bookmarks:
- 1,734
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- 144,526
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17 Aug 2025