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    "When you're old enough, I'll make you a match with someone who is worthy of you. Someone who's brave and gentle and strong." - Ned Stark to Sansa Stark

    "He was the heart of chivalry, and the soul of wisdom, and came to serve his father most ably as Hand..." - writings of Maester Yandel about Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen

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    The war for the dawn is lost. With no hope left, Bran and Sansa choose to die by their own hands instead of waiting for the White Walkers and their army of the dead. Breathing his final breaths, Bran flies one last time, meets the Bloodraven and grabs at the last chance he hopes would somehow turn defeat to victory.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “'I should smite you just for being alive.' Zeus threatened, holding his newly returned bolt in his hand tightly.

    I shrugged back, 'Sounds great. Any specific position I need to be in, or are we going to do it right here?'

    Zeus’ face made a spastic movement at my words. It took him a few seconds to respond, his brother and my father, Poseidon, looked sick to his stomach at my casual words as he rounded on his brother. Before he could get on his brother, Zeus merely muttered, 'What?'

    'Well, come on,' I said encouragingly with a wave at him. 'Don’t threaten me with a good time and not go through with it.'

    Zeus looked like his brain had short circuited as my father swiveled back at me, a look of despair on his face."

    In which a girl who is just too tired for all of this wakes up in this universe’s equivalent of Percy Jackson in Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. The gods, oddly uncomfortable and concerned, have to scramble to handle this nightmare.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    The Iron bleeds, the Sea deceives,
    The hidden one, no god reprieves
    The Pit shall rise, the Thrice shall begin,
    And the seventh will break when a god is born within.

     

    In one life, Persephone Jackson was feared. Not openly—the gods wouldn’t dare admit they feared a mortal, not even their savior. But she was.

    In this life, Percy digs a bit too deep. A god's power is very different from a primordial's. And Tartarus isn't so pleased with the demigod who used his essence.

     

     

    AKA Percy and Luke time-travel to Ancient Greece. Meanwhile, the gods scramble to find the subject of their new prophecy

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    11 Jan 2026